Seatbelt Chronicles (Dedicated to JRB) |
In my travels I have noticed that no two seatbelts are the same. Every make, every model, every year and every passenger has a different seatbelt. There are the seatbelts that ride up your neck ...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:03:00 PST |
Private name, Private number. |
I kind of hate blogs. I think it's lame that people post their "personal shit" like anybody else really cares that they want to slit their wrists. But all that aside, I just wanna talk about something...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST |
Every woman needs THREE MEN |
So I have been thinking a lot lately, wondering about what I want my future to be like, wondering what kind of man I want to invest my life in... wondering if I need a man at all, really. Finally, aft...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST |
We all SCREAM for icecream! |
So I've been planning it for like a week; icecream for dinner on Friday! The thought helped me get through my crazy week of stalkers, bad hair days and no clean sock days. I went home after work, frid...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST |
The longest drive... |
So I ended up 400 miles from home on sunday. I won't tell you how I got there, or why. You will find out in twenty years, when my long term project has finally reached completion. It will ma...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:42:00 PST |
4th of July FREAK SHOW |
So I had a good independence day. I had to run two miles from where I parked to see the firework show on the Pismo Pier, nearly got rear-ended by some guy who didn't see the lighted intersection,...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST |
Burnin' for you! |
So I'm on this crazy strong medication right now that apparently causes a reaction to the sun (maybe next time I should read the warning labels). I went rock climbing, hiking and swimming with my fami...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST |
Projectile vomit |
Yesterday, after the gym, I was feeling slightly ill. I thought it was just because I over did it, or perhaps because I was tired. I went home, showered, and went to bed and laid there for over an hou...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:33:00 PST |
cookie from hell |
So on Christmas eve, I went to a family gathering. There was lots of food and stuff, but I wasn't hungry at all. I pretended to enjoy the food, pretended to enjoy being around everyone... and actually...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST |
Meca leca hi meca hiny ho |
So I went to a wedding on the eve of the New Year. It was fun. I dressed like a girl... and for those of you who see me on a daily basis, that's kinda wierd, I know. It turned out to be a fun evening,...
Posted by umop 3pIsdn uI6ueH on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:42:00 PST |
