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Rob Guiler, Liscensed to PWN (Noise Terrorist)

i don't snort cocaine. I just like how it smells.

About Me

I am weird. I am DIY. If you didn't do it yourself, who the fuck gives a shit? I don't care about alot. I like my friends, I guess. I'm cool. I'm like 5' 11'? I dunno. I always have a snappy comeback to make you look/feel stupid, no matter what. Get used to it. Yea, I listen to alot of music, A LOT. I'm in an experimental punk band right now with louie and brandon, we dont have a name yet though. I deleted my AIM cause i'm non-conformist and I needed more room for music. Me n' Joe Harris are in a nameless noise-punk band. But you can call us the Headless Chickens. We all Have cool stage names. I quit this old band i was in called Audicity AKA the Body Atomic AKA The Broken Limit AKA The Feel(?), we were realllllyyyy bad.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rob "The Man" G
Birthday: Oct. 28, 91 mofo!
Birthplace: in da hizzy, the hood
Current Location: 'da hood
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 8''-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: well, i seem to have lost my v-card to my right hand.....
Your Heritage: whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck T's, mofo
Your Weakness: the women folk
Your Fears: baseball bats, slugs balloons and lamp shades
Your Perfect Pizza: fingers n' cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a hug from a family member...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uhm... ho, i guess
Thoughts First Waking Up: who killed the spaghetti monster?! what?! back of R. Kelley!
Your Best Physical Feature: my lust inducing muscles
Your Bedtime: 10:oo ish
Your Most Missed Memory: uhm... the time at that one mansion with all thre bunnies...
Pepsi or Coke: sprizzite, yo!
MacDonalds or Burger King: u can't spell, ho!
Single or Group Dates: i can't read
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they tast
Chocolate or Vanilla: i chill wit the millie vanillie
Cappuccino or Coffee: i swing both sides o' that one
Do you Smoke: nay
Do you Swear: don't tell the kool aid man!
Do you Sing: well, back home, they called me "Lil' John"
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: nea
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: yes, my woman will be mine
Do you belive in yourself: im superman, of course i do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: are u kidding? Justin Timberlake doesn't have to bring "sexy back" when it never left!
Are you a Health Freak: i once ate dirt
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you play an Instrument: i play mighty zeus instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im higher than the sky
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ive eaten the weight of the hulk in oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but i know somebady who has! he knows who he is that dirt mo!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nay!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i think
Ever been Drunk: nay
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: some punk ass bitch on a skate board hit me on the back 3 times and tried to hit me with a skate board, he was aaaaalll mad just over notheing i was like "hey, bitch! you think ur hott shit! well your no!" then he was like "oo im gonna hit you!" then i was like "hholy shit" cuz he almost hit me with a skate board, then he went away cuz he was a ho!
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a baby, i took it from a store without knowing.
How do you want to Die: i wanna blow my brains out with a shot gun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be in a rockin' solid death metal band, called Sweden-housen-berger-man-jensen-666
What country would you most like to Visit: freakin' durkastan!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dunno
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: my size
Best Clothing Style: i prefer to stoll the streets in spandex
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than u have fingers and toes
Number of CDs I own: see above
Number of Piercings: the nay
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i shant go into depth
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Beck is a beast

My Interests

I like music alot. i think women are pretty rockin'. uhhh, i play instruments.

I'd like to meet:

Thom Yorke
David Bowie
Thurston Moore
Perry Farrell
Mark Arm
Bob Dylan
Kim Gordon
Steve Malkmus
Eddie Vedder
Johnny Rotten
Kurt Cobain
Dave Navarro

Music:

Radiohead
Bowie
Sonic Youth
Pavement
Nirvana
Marilyn Manson
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Pixies
The Beatles
Sebadoh
Smashing Pumpkins
DINSOSAUR JR
Beck
The Butthole Surfers
Mudhoney
The Replacements
Husker Du
Bob Dylan
THE CLASH
Sex Pistols
Pink Floyd
Elvis Costello
Satellite Party
JANE"S ADDICTION
Pearl Jam
Soundgarden
Alice In Chains
Lou Reed
the Velvet Underground
The Stooges
Iggy pop
Oasis
Blur
Anything you haven't heard of, or if its fromt he ninties, or its alternative
Weezer
Glenn Branca
Frank Sinatra
Teenage Jesus & The Jerks
Eno

Movies:

I would be mad if someone made food nonexistent. that and i would kick some ass if someone took my feet while i was asleep.RADIOHEAD AGAIN

Television:

House
Scrubs
The Office
30 Rock

Books:

I lost my power to read in a bicycle accident. I crashed into and embankment and fell into a pool of lava.

Heroes:

Thom Yorke
David Bowie
Thurston Moore
Perry Farrell
Mark Arm
Bob Dylan
Kim Gordon
Steve Malkmus
Eddie Vedder
Johnny Rotten
Kurt Cobain
Dave Navarro

My Blog

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HAHA! LOSER! I TRICKED YOU ONCE AGAIN!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha!
Posted by Rob Guiler, Liscensed to PWN (Noise Terrorist) on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST