Ricky

- Im tall, dark and vasectomized. - I live in a one-way dead end street, I don't know how I got there. - I have a big family with 9 parents. - I invented the cordless extension cord. - I haven't slept in 10 days because that would be too long. - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. - I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. - I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. - Women... Can;t live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em - On the other hand... You have different fingers. - The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney... - I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify". I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? - I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. - I type 101 words per minute but it's in my own language. - I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. - I bought some batteries but they weren't included so I have to buy them again. - If you can't hear me, it's becuase Im in parenthesis. - I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - Sometimes I...No I don't. - My underwear size is extra medium. - I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering. - I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. - I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.