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millie!

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About Me

it's like i have my own personal zeus. does that make me a goddess or a whore? "Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don't forget who loves you today."

amilia. millie. mils. whatever you wanna call me. just please, no rhyming games. and no popularity contests.(just the thought of the word "popular" makes me sick.) and no ladybugs.
music. laughing. games. iming. friends. politics. algebra.
just. no. ladybugs. irrational phobia? perhaps. but still a phobia. i stick to my beliefs. i like messing with stereotypes, because really there's no need for them. i also like debranding things, so far i have close to 100 brand labels taped to my bedroom wall, with many more coming soon.

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My Interests

i have some pretty intense and interesting conversations:

me: "i'm freezing."
her: "hahahahaha. why?"
me: "tank top and short shorts with no heater in the house. you do the math. oh, and no ____ either. he's like a human heater, i swear. or a microwave... like the older dial ones, except his dial is harder to turn..."

her: "on the last couple ones, i just started talking-"
me: "talking? you can't talk on paper."
her: "oh, i so-"
me: "CAN'T. it's this new thing called WRITING."
her: "you know what? i talk!"
me: "NO YOU CAN'T!"
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her: "what's a POW?"
me: "prisoner of war."
her: "who was?"
me: "..."
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her: "what is that, though?"
me: "a prisoner of war?"
her: "wait, prisoner or president?"
me: "right, a president of war."
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her: "i see a bush!"
me: "intelligent or not?"
her: "it's a leaf."
me: "oh, well then, it's more intelligent than the other one."
her: "what other one?"
me: "george w."
her: "ohhhhhh."
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her: "what, jesus was a fish?!"
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him: "what if i gave you something that made you happy?"
me: "like what?"
him: "hmm, a cupcake?"
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me: "he doesn't know how to BE an ass, yet he is one. what is that about?!"
her: "if you're gonna be an ass, at least know HOW."
me: "yeah, seriously. we should have an ass class in school."
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her: "don't laugh at confused people, it makes them even more confused...ER."
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me: "crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap..." *stomps foot*
him: "your face is red, were you just laughing?"
me: "no, i was crapping."
us: *crack up*
***good times in hart's class, eh?***
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her: "wait, are you talking about me again?"
me: "yes."
her: "wha-whoa, really?"
me: "hahaha, i like the again."
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me: "i'm gonna go cry in a cor--"
her: "on your BED, because it's the only thing that LOVES you!!"
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her: "it's too big for my mouth!"
me: "OH GOD!"
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her: "god this is annoying."
me: "really? your voice annoys me too. i mean, what?"
her: "i hate you."
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her: "dude, who do you like?"
me: "hmm... wait, me?!"
her: "yes, i'm on the phone WITH YOU."
me: "oh, i thought you mocking someone at first."
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me: "you know what i hate?"
her: "no. yes. no. what?"
me: "when you mistake mailboxes for people."
her: "I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!"
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me: "hmm, i think i'll put my hair up in some weird-ass style that makes the people i'm hanging out with today not want to know me."
him: "you are too cruel."
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her: "so kris plays in the orche-- i mean, band?"
me: "yeah, he's a percussionist."
her: "oh. OH, he's the one i think is a girl!"
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me: "i bet i can get so high only dogs can hear me."
her: *cracks up*
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her: "kay, i fixed it."
me: "you fixed your face."
her: "no, i didn't. wait, WHAT?!"
us: *crack up*
me: "oh yeah, i can tell."
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me: "YOU MADE ME HYPER, DAMMIT!"
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him: "my parents will be wondering what i did over here."
other him: "yeah, just tell them 'well, the naked twister got kinda outta hand...'"
first him: "happy birthday, brandon!"
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us:"omg it's a bagel!!"
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her:"what are corn dogs made out of?"
me:"CORN... and DOGS, of course!!!"
her:"WHAT!!?!??"
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me:"so i blow and you suck?"
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her:"NOOOO!!!NOOOOOOOOO! WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH BREAK?????!"
me:"please don't touch me tomorrow."
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me:"ms smedley, i didn't do my homework because i was thinking about ashton kutcher."
me impersonating her:"oh. well, i guess it's time to tell you that i didn't grade your papers because i was, too."
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me:"you know, you're MUCH more interesting than marissa."
him:"do you notice i only use three or four words?"
me:"do you notice i was being sarcastic?"
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me: "hey look, you're online."
im: "kris is offline."
me: "lmao."
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him: "BAAAH!!"
her: "AAAAAAH!!"
him: "BAAAH!!"
her: "AAAAAAAH!!"
him: "BAAAH!"
her: (you'd think she'd catch on by now...) "OH SHIT!!"
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them: "c'mon, marissa! you can do it! go, go, go! *continues cheering her on*"
me: "beat zack!!!!"
her: *stops* "wth? oh CRAP!!!"
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her: "shut up! it's not my fault! I STEPPED IN A BOX!!!"
me: "*lmao*"
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her: "AAAAAH!! GET OFF ME!! GET OFF MY HAND! you ugly fly..."
.::later::.
"Buh bye! Buh bye, fly.. I SAID GOODBYE... GET OFF ME BEFORE I SLAP YOU!!!! ... buhbye."
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me: "you fuckquad."
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him: "he has a vaginapple."
us: "WHAT??!"
him: "i said he has a giant apple."
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me: "yeah. aren't his eyes blue?"
her: "idk, i don't look people in the eyes."
me: "that's because you're anorexic."
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me: "well, he trusted me with his HANDS!!"
her: "... what??!"
me: "that didn't come out right."
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me: "hey, old man, you look very negotiated. wait, wrong 'n' word...."
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her: "don't say crap so much, it's a bad word."
.::moments later::.
"OH SHIT!!"
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him: "what'd he say?"
me: *trying to be helpful* "something about tiny living orgasms...."
both of them: *start cracking up*
me: "i really messed that word, didn't i?"
him: "i think you meant organism."
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me: *walk into room*
guys: "HI MILLIE!!!!"
my "friends": *stare.* "oh, hi.*
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me: "we're tighter than a fat kid in spandex."
her: "but it hurts...."
me: ".... oh, for a sec i thought you mean the fat kid."
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me: "you're so cool, you don't just burn them, you give them freezer burn!"
him: *shakes head.... probably thinking something along the lines of "i don't know her..."*
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me: "you don't know what a moonpie is? well, it's not a cowpie. i'm eating one right now."
her: "EWWWWWWWW!"
me: "the moonpie, you idiot."
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it: "do you like starbursts?"
her: "no, i hate coffee."
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her: "i don't stuff like that."
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her: "i thought your phone died. why are you calling?"
me: "because i like you."
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me: "aww man. i spilled all THREE KINDS of delicious flakes."
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her: "so if your nose is plugged or anything, just tell me and i'll buy you some of this stuff that you spray... i think it's called sierra mist or something."
me: "i hope it's not sierra mist; that'd burn."
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me: "rita doesn't get a heart."
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her: "just call you turkey! wait what??"
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her: "something's beeping."
"ok it's the phone."
"i can't find the problem."
me: "lmao."
her: "i... hate... you."
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her: "let me pee my penis."
me: "uhm WHAT?!"
her: "i said LEAVE ME TO MY PEACE!!"
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me: *purr*
her: "AAAAAH!"
me: "WHAT?!"
her: "THAT CREEPED ME OUT!!"
me: "what, this? *purr*"
her: "AAH! yes, that!!"
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me: "hey! i CAN purr and talk at the same time!"
her: *idk what she's really doing but i can imagine she's either A) glaring or B) giving the phone a birdie for me* =]
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her: "i just went hunting."
"really? what'd you get?"
"crazy asian twelve year old."
"mmm. sounds good. grilled or broiled?"
(just HAD to put that one on for marissa, sarah, and ashley ;] lol)
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me: "why is it called starbucks?"
her: "because that's where the stars spend their bucks."
me: "oh."
her: "DUH. didn't you know that??"
me: "uh...of course."
her: "well good."
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me: "we should get a convertible, so when we do chinese fire drills all we have to do is jump in."
her: "no, i want a car that has a top on it when we do those."
me: "how would that help??"
her: "i'd just jump on top of the car!"
me: *lmao*
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me: "harry potter is the only thing that brings me really true JOY, okay? so just... *hyperventilate* just... just...
BACK OFF!!"
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me: "okay, since you weren't there when i flipped my dad off, you have to be there when i flip rita off, okay?"
her: "what? i wasn't listening."
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me: "hey! so i'm less than you guys?"
them: *crack up*
me: "what?"
them: "just say it again."
me: "i... am ... less than you guys?"
them: *crack up*
me: "WHAT???"
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me: "i didn't mean you; i meant your face!"
*lmao* you had to be there =]
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**one time, i hurt my arm when i was with my friends...**
her: "oh god that looks bad."
other her: "put some ice on it!"
HIM: "it's blue, hahahahahahahahaha!!"
**this proves which gender is more sensitive**
**wait... i was laughing, too...**
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her: "how do you make a cursive 'r'??"
me: "well you start at the top left and make the little curve-"
her: "WHAT? THERE'S A CURVE???"
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her: "WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??"
me: "uhm. you."
her: "WHAT?"
***i swear, that's her favorite word***
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me: "i wanna say something about a chicken, but i know that isn't right..."
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her: "i'm gonna get it layed."
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her: "wait what?? there's fourteen days in a year??"
me: ***lmao***
her: "i mean, month."
me: ***lmao more***
her: "stop laughing!!"
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me: "i love you more than my shoe!!"
her: "and that's not saying much..."
me: "hey i LOVE MY SHOES!"
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me: "ggrrr."
her: "what?"
me: "i hate you."
us: *crack up*
her: "hey! that's my line. you say "i love you."
me: "oh yeah. so it would go like, me: "grr"
you:"what?"
me: "i love** you!"?"
her: *hahaha* yup!
me: "like that'd happen... in your dreams."
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me: "i'm confused."
her: "what?"
me: "i'm confused.."
her: "about WHAT?"
me: "i'm JUST CONFUSED, okay?? there does NOT have to be a reason to be confused!"
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me: "it is SO FREAKING SADD that you HYPERVENTILATE over that."
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me: "it's okay, marissa. admitting it is the first step to recovery."
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him: "there must be a better way to grow people than having children."
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me: "hey look, i'm number five."
her: "on who?"
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her: "i can't do polka dots. i'm not a circle person."
me: "but you always go in circles!"
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me: "i have a thirst for shiney metal ass."
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me: "wait, that wasn't a pun, was it? it was just... emphasizing a word... to create a humorous effect."
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her: "who's krystal?"
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her: "i'm booooredd..."
me: "you know what? i don't care!"
her: "you meanie head!!"
me: "you know what? I ALREADY KNEW THAT!!"
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me: "if you're late tomorrow, i'm going to butcher you with a butcher's knife."
her: "okay. then i'm going to be late on purpose."
me: "you emo child. 'i'mgonnabelateonpurposesoyouhavetobutchermewithabutcher'skn ife- HA!' oh yeah, that'll teach me."
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me: "hey, i made a wooden fish today--"
her: "outta what??"
me: "... PLASTIC!"
**can you tell that i absolutely hate sarcasm?**
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her: "what are you doing?"
me: "typing up our fish conversation."
her: "what? NO! why do you always do this to me?!?!"
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me: "i'm sad. i got an average on one of my tests."
her: "why? average isn't bad."
me: "i was usually high!"
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her: "you were inspecting my brother's shampoo?"
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punchline: "i wonder what these things in my pants mean..."
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me: "i have wings. and they're so smart they make themselves invisible, along with my halo."
her: "yeah, right. more like HOOVES and AFRO!!"
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me: "it's just a guy. it's not like he's going to EAT YOU."
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me: "night, skyler! sweet dreams! i love you**!"
him: "right. night, millie mae."
me: "... don't you love** me back?"
him: "uhm... yeah."
me: "haha, i love it when guys don't say the words. bye, skyler!"
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her: "are you an ostrich?"
me: "why, yes, i am!"
her: "then get away from me."
me: "why? are you allergic to ostrichs?"
her: "no, i'm allergic to you."
me: "that's confusing."
her: "no it's not."
me: "considering a ewe is a female sheep..."
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me: "why did my mind trust you more than one of my best friends to save me? ohhhh, now THAT is deep!"
him: "maybe it is because you think or me as a 'hero' or sumthing."
me: "nice comeback."
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me: "you get everything. why can't you give me JUST ONE of your scary stalkers??"
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me: "so what're you doing those days?"
her: "my cat."
me: "you're doing your cat?"
her: "yeah...HEY!"
me: *LMFAO*
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her: "hell YEAH!"
me: "HELL yeah!"
(the other) her: *weak voice* "hell yeah!"
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her: "you deleted all my songs except these two!?!"
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me: "you forgot a quotation mark!"
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her: "your mom jokes are getting old."
me: "your mom is getting old."
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her: "i'm going to go put on my happy face."
me: "good luck with that."
her: "hey, your cousins are being a bad influence."
me: "what i meant was... with kids like yours, it must be hard..."
***that's what i love about my family.***
***i can insult them and they still have to love me.***
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me: "i don't know why, but skulls are incredibly hot."
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me: "i need a massage.
him: "try to get a toy fox terrier to run around on your back."
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me: "i'm gonna go cry! in a cor--"
her: "on your bed!"
me: "what?"
her: "well you talk about it so much..."
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her: "are you arguing with yourself... over where you left your bed?
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me: "I GET KNOCKED, BUT I GET DOWN AGAIN..."
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her: "that reminds me of someone..."
me: "who?"
her: "you know... that guy..."
me: "what?! he doesn't fuck dogs in asses!"
her: "NOO, i meant the "yeaa" song!"
me: "ooooooh!"
us: *CRACK UP*
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me: "comma time!"
her:"comma fest!"
me: "oktoberfest!"
***gotta love the trains...***
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me: "i feel like screwing the whole world... but not in the literal sense, because that would make me a whore."
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her: "i don't love you."
him: "i'm gonna go commit suicide now."
her: "you're going to commit suicide because i don't love you?"
him: "whaatever.."
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me: "and i don't like bitches... except for the whiney, drunk ones."
her: "teehee.:]"
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her: "how are you?"
me: "good. i suppose. except not. but that's just fine."
her: "not good is fine?"
me: "well... might as well be."
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me: "yay... pain!"
(note: i meant the song...)
her: "OWWWW. omfg... owowowow!"
me: "wow, nice timing."
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her: "want to see the gayest thing ever?"
me: "please don't pull out a mirror."
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her: "milliemilliemilliemilliemilliemillie."
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her: "i'm going to stop eating."
me: "but then you'll die."
her: "just for a while."
me: "...oh, i thought you meant you'd just die for a while. and i do believe dying is permanent, my dear."
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her: "i just washed like, all the dishes."
me: "wow, you must be bored."
her: "no, i feel productive, stop chasing me!"
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him: "my hair is FLUFFY!"
me: "FLUFFY?"
him: "FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!"
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him: "i need to go find a lighter."
me: "i like lighters, if you know what i mean."
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her: "girls are nice, but guys are nice too."
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her: "there's a tunnel in your rabbit?"
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me: "sushi from haggens.... HAGGENUSHI!"
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me: "it feels like my clothes keep running away."
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me: "it's not daylight savings time, it's back to normal time."
her: "NOTHING IS NORMAL!!!"
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me: "i was making a list of things i need to shop for in my mind-"
her: "-uhm... *cracksup*"
me: "i meant i was making the list in my mind, not that i had to shop in my mind!"
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me: "pink elephants don't like you."
her: "wait WHAT?!"
me: "and that's like, everyone you know, isn't it?"
her: "wait WHAT?!!"
me: *cracks up*
her: "meanie!"
me: "haha, that's going on my myspace."
her: "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
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me: "if i ever become a teacher, i'm gonna use that line in class one day - 'now, some of you may say, "i'm just gonna cheat and get it over with." but that, kids, reminds me of saying, "i'm just gonna die and get it over with." and you are not allowed to say that, children! never!"
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**laaf. duhh.

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My Blog

living with rita.

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Posted by millie! on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:10:00 PST

so i love this guy.

and we all know him as skyler. and i know we all love him,but...i love him more.because he's the best brother out there.and i'm sorry i ever said otherwise.he's talented,and has a taste in music,and a...
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