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About Me


i do not look both ways before crossing the street

My Interests

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fucking dinosaurs and shit..

My Blog

Why i knew my day would be awesome or why communism failed

shortly after running out of gas on the allen road this morning i found myself standing in line at the gas station waiting to get my coffee. Once i stopped trying to compulsively figure out the exact ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:14:00 GMT

drei wege - Teil 2

contd from drei wege -Teil 1...Without missing a beat she dismounted and sauntered over to answer the door still completely nude.  Somewhat stunned, I continued to lie there with a very exposed h...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:24:00 GMT

drei wege - Teil 1

I had a threesome when I was 23.  Its possible it was the first threesome I'd ever had. when I was a teenager I did a lot of weird sexual stuff in drunken blackouts -- and it's possible one of th...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:31:00 GMT

clitoris

so...we meet again.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:01:00 GMT

our friend Alonzo

I just wanted to take a moment to write a blog about our good mexican friend, Alonzo.Some of you may know that he is moving to Arizona in the next little bit, and things won’t be the same withou...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:07:00 GMT

how do we sleep while our beds are burning

so the other night after I had parked my car and was walking down my street, I was relieved to see  that there was a twin sized mattress in the middle of the road...on fire, like fully ablaze.  I was ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:13:00 GMT

Rock Lobster

...if that's your real name  
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:34:00 GMT

Right on Denzel

The Media Missed this one!!!!Please read this, then send it to everybody you know.They'll thank you as they forward this to others as well. Don't know whether you heard about this but Denzel Washingto...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:42:00 GMT

anonymous chat log

Bill W: og pancake, order me a salad?Bee: whaytBill W: what or wait?Bee: water weightBill W: i hate water weitht makes me look so fatBee: i know, thats what she said zingBill W: zang! when you gett...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:08:00 GMT

California

i love being in california... weeeeeeeeeee!   we should go surfing...or hang gliding, or scuba driving. maybe shoot a pineapple
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:15:00 GMT