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Sperma Claus

About Me


Gender: Female
Age: 17
Status: In A Relationship
Occupation: Being awesome.

Band: Brothel, fuck yeah.
Movie: Sluts
TV Show: Your tits
Book:pooper sex
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Goon Joe is a faggot and hasn't got anywhere I can put music. So like, this is filling in space. Fuck yourself.


"The Best Lay Of My Life I ordered this doll a while ago, and as a married man, I must say she was by far the best lay of my life!! She never said no, never had a headache, never on the rag, or any of those smelly yeast infections. She was always "revved up" so to speak. I even went so far as to buy her lingerie, and took her out in public with me, including my son Steve Jr's basketball games when the wife was too lazy to go. The only downside occured when my wife caught me making love to my inflatable mistress. She has since filed for divorce, and is mad because my son Steve Jr. said, "At least Daddy's blowup goes to my basketball games, which makes her a better mother than you." So, Carmen and I are seeking permanent custody of Steve Jr."


My Blog

not finished, you get the point.

Having never had sex, all I've seen are frustration from people who have had sex. They are lonely. They believe that sex will make them feel closer to their boyfriend or they just want to fit in. Havi...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

America Will Always Stand - best CD EVER

I was excited the moment I saw on Ron Maxwell's website that he was going to have a Country CD of Civil War Songs. When I saw last week that it was finally available, I ordered it immediately. It arri...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

fuck you and your teenage pregnancy.

If you cannot use the english language you should not bring a child into this world.I've just been reading this "forum" about how you should tell your mum that you are pregnant. The age group of the p...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

Motherfucking hermit crabs

I want some fucking hermit crabs. I've wanted them for a while now and I saw them in the shops today and I've decided hat I'm going to get some. They're just so fucking cool. I'm soo excited. That's...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

I lolled.

"Did you go to Goatse this weekend?" "WHAT THE FUCK?" says: Sup loco (Lan Slut) says: nm "Did you go to Goatse this weekend?" "WHAT THE FUCK?" says: God damnit I hate when people reply with that ...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

People are orgasming in the song I'm listening to.

Yeah, I'm fucking bored. I know, I know. I hate people who write blogs when they're bored because they're usually contentless, but I don't give a fuck. This one is going to be kicking ra...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

I've decided to use this.

I've decided I'm going to use this. I'm going to just copy over the blogs, as I make them, to this one.Why waste the effort, you ask?I simply want more comments. Considering more people know about me ...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

I'm alive, so I have a life.

As all of you may know, I'm a happy person. I generally don't give a shit enough about most things, so I don't get angry over them a lot. Although, one thing seems to be burning my biscuits.Lets see, ...
Posted by Sperma Claus on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST