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celiamcintyre

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About Me

I'm just a sexy broad looking for a hot time. I like to read books backwards. I read the end of the book first, and then I pretend that the rest of the book is a prequel. I go to McDonalds and ask for the Whopper, because I'm funny like that. I have a Miniature Chihuahua named Leviathan that speaks with a Mexican accent. I'm told that my Oma spoke with an accent too, but I never heard it. I have perfect teeth. I love Sharpie Markers, the beach, iPods, genie bottles, and my job, but not George Bush. I love my mom and Kiel more than anything in the world. I miss my dad more and more every day. I always see someone that I know when I go to Wal-Mart. I am not very good with the Playstation controller, but I'm pretty descent with a joystick and I kick ass at Guitar Hero. I love the Wii Fit. I have the Suicide Girls pin-up book and DVD, but I am not a perv. I'm addicted to Shrinky Dinks. I havent smoked marijuana in over 6 years but wish I still did, everyday. I can perform a wedding ceremony but I'm too chicken to do so. I have a few tattoos and could always stand a few more. I love Kiel and he loves his man chair. My mom is my best friend. I'm getting married November 1st! Man, I'm getting old.

My Interests

Do-it-yourself books and magazines, interior design and decorating, real estate, and I love Shrinky Dinks!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Alkaline Trio, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Blondie, Bob Marley, Cake, Chris Ballew, CKY, Common Rider, David Lee Roth, Dio, Eagles of Death Metal, Elliot Smith, Elton John, Eminem, Faith No More, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Green Day, Duran Duran, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers, Kula Shaker, Less Than Jake, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Mr. T Experience, Modest Mouse, Misfits, Ok Go, Operation Ivy, Osker, Outkast, Ozma, Pain, Pantera, Phantom Planet, Pilfers, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Probot, Public Enemy, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, RX Bandits, Saves The Day, Self, Stereogram, Sublime, Sum41, System of a Down, The Bloodhound Gang, The Cure, The Darkness, The Dismemberment Plan, The Gadjits, The Get Up Kids, The Giraffes, The Impossibles, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Police, The Presidents of the United States Of America, The Promise Ring, The Rentals, The Slackers, The Special Goodness, The Suicide Machines, The Used, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Van Halen, Violent Femmes, Weezer

Television:

Flip This House, almost everything on HGTV, LOST, ER, Trading Spaces, Little People Big World, What Not To Wear, Plastic Surgery: Before & After, Dr. 90210, Dirty Jobs, Intervention, Planet Earth

Books:

Florida Real Estate: Principals, Practices & Laws

Heroes:

Mom, Dad & Popa & Oma..

My Blog

Anyone interested in joining me...

On November 6th, at around 2 in the afternoon, my dad died. It was very sudden and very unexpected. He was at work and had just arrived back from lunch. He told his co-worker, Don, that he didn't feel...
Posted by Celia on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:40:00 PST

Dads Funeral Tomorrow **UPDATED INFO**

The services for Dale McIntyre will be held at... **NEW VENUE**Dale McIntyre's Memorial will be held tomorrow, Novemeber 14th at 10:00AM. We have a ...
Posted by Celia on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:16:00 PST

My Daddy...Please read..

..>..> ..>   Blog posted by Kiel.  Please read.   "No Title II It's been months since I've blogged.As you probably know, things have been pretty horrible with the passing of my mom.U...
Posted by Celia on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

9/17/2007 - Please Read

I know a lot of you have heard, but please read this.  Candy was kind enough to post a blog about what's going on.  If any of you have a spare minute, please call and talk to Kiel,  850...
Posted by Celia on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:37:00 PST

Update

As most of you know, the beloved O-O-Oma passed away Saturday night-Sunday morning on July 29th. She became critical Monday morning and that was probably the longest week of my life as she hung on for...
Posted by Celia on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST

Our little graduate

Lev graduated from PetSmart puppy school today. He got a diploma, a goodie bag and this sweet picture... He can sit, stay, lay down, crawl and the teacher started teaching him the 'bang' command tod...
Posted by Celia on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Don't be jealous...

...that Mike Rowe is my friend.
Posted by Celia on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST

New apartment, same problems.

Before I start the bitch fest I'd just like to say that so far this year has been pretty awesome.  My mom and dad moved back a week before Christmas.  Kiel and I move into our bigger p...
Posted by Celia on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Gone Daddy, Gone

As Kiel mentioned, I will be gone Friday-Sunday.  He's going to be a lonely panda.  Keep him company.  Buy him food.  Or come over and have a sandwich with him.  I bought a lo...
Posted by Celia on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Meet....Leviathan

There's a new addition to the family.  His name is Levithan, but you can call him Lev.  He's the cutest.  See for yourself....     ...
Posted by Celia on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST