Cringer

When I was just a little pup I learned how to get up on the couch, pee on people that came to the door, and I even chewed a hole through the wall all by myself. Now I'm much older and wiser and have learned a few things about how to get what I want from my large shaved monkey-like roomies. I mean I like to sit down as it is, but they give me crunchy cookies if I sit when they ask. They're so stupid...