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Well ....lets see now. How do I describe myself to a stranger, knowing I have been spending the last 30 years or so trying to find out about myself and exactly where I fit in, in this chaos of life. I barely know myself. I hope I can tell u a little about me, in the short space I have here. I have been on My Space since August 2006 ... I joined to help pass the time and meet new people while I was laid up from my recent accident. I am not here to meet a potential partner nor am I here in expectation of a potential partner ..... I am simply here , as I wood appear in a local Bar. Im part of the crowd, simply looking fer a lil social interaction, cause I dont get out much and my dogs dont talk back. Dont come at me like no weirdo stalker , or illa get all weird and creeepy on you. I am a self confessed TOOLTard .... their music means alot to me. If you never herd them ... check em out and get a lil glimpse of what makes me tick.I am recently and happily divorced. I love my home ....New Zealand and cant wait to return once my time here is done. I am injury prone and seem to spend my fair share of time in the Hospital. In fact , my entire 30s ... I have been out of hospital fer no more than a year and a half. This latest accident has really messed me up.... physically, emotionally and mentally. I am glad to be able to walk again but no amount of therapy is gunna make me like I was . I have been physical all my life and to suddenly lose that capability in both work and play has shattered me. My inability to ski this winter kills me. I will prolly never bethe same on skis again. And it has been my life. I am not a crackhead. I love an adrenaline rush ...albeit surfing, skiing, bungeeing .....you name it. I will not have a mid life crisis .... cause my entire fuckin thirties have been a crisis. I do not have pretty tattoos, but I occassionally wear nail polish. I have never ever had sex with a sheep. I am University educated, but not University Material. I have failed at establishing myself a career .... but I have had fun nevertheless. I will cast my opinion ....even if it is not asked for. I am alot nicer on myspace than I am in person. I drink and cuss. I love my Mom and my lil Sis and my 2 doggies. I am not very smart and I speak with and accent and walk with a limp. I wanna pee on Paris Hilton and anyone who idolizes that peice of trash. I am adopted ......Irish Parents ....born in New Zealand. I dont mean to be offensive, but sometimes I am. I am sorry if I offend u . I am simply being myself... I aim to please or impress no one here just fer the sake of it. I wood rather be hated fer who I am...... than loved fer who I am not ..... ....

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Mr Crwoley

The Last Battle If it should be that I grow frail and weakand pain should keep me from my sleep,Then you must do what must be done,For this--the last battle--can't be won.You will be sad I understand,...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Farewell Mr Crowley ... I love you boy ....

A  DOG'S   PLEA .,... Treat me kindly, my beloved freind, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness, than the loving heart of me. Do not break my spirit with a stick, ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:07:00 GMT

I cant friggen Wait to turn 10 !!!! ..

Why are leap years used? ..> On this page you will find information about leap years, why and when they are used. February 29, 2008Year 2008 is the next leap year, with 29 days in February. Februar...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Trying to move on with my life...

well  guys n gurls....it was fun and helped me pass time while healing .....But ... i must be movin on .... I  am breakin down my puter soon and packin up house. I am listing mah house fer s...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:51:00 GMT

Life Refelections

Message To My Girl Lyrics I don't want to say "I love you" That would give away too much. Good to be detached and precious, the only thing you feel is vicious. I don't want to say "I want you" even th...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 13:11:00 GMT

Mark Sandman of Morphine...what a Loss..

M TOP - MOM... - Morphine Lyrics - In Spite Of Me Lyrics last night I told a stranger all about youthey smiled patienty with disbeliefI' always knew you would succeedno matter what you triedand I know...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 17:21:00 GMT

The very best of Ween

It's Gonna Be (Alright) Baby what have I donegone and left you, all aloneits hard for me to sing this songwe've been together for so longI think I know what my soul's got to sayand it wont hurt as bad...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:39:00 GMT

My Broken fucken Femur

Femur Fracture What is a femur fracture? Your femur is your thighbone. It extends from your hip to your knee. A fracture is a crack or a break in a bone. Types of fractures include the following: ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:30:00 GMT

..just a few words

Be grateful for every experience life offers The good and the bad You cant change how other people think You cannot force your views and opinions on someone else You cannot judge someone without first...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 15:22:00 GMT

TOOL ....Jimmy

09 jimmy What was it like to seeThe face of your own stabilitySuddenly look awayLeaving you with the dead and hopeless? Eleven and she was gone.Eleven is when we waved good-bye.Eleven is standing s...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 14:51:00 GMT