If vodka was water,
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom,
and never come up.
But vodka's not water,
and I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle,
and shut the fuck up!
That's right, I'm not a duck! Who knew?
Most of you know me as Jesus, some as Rockford, even fewer Aaron. I answer to them all, but I really am your LORD! I can't say I'm your savior though, because Jesus is a vengeful mother fucker! You piss me off and I won't waste any time sending your sorry ass to hell!
Yea, I'm street like that bitches! Now pay me tribute!
Aww, shit fuck!
