what others say about me..."talented with no ambition", "new york's most adorable user", "his eyes are always red", "ART!!!!", "you smell like booze", "hey bro you got the shakes", "classic underachiever", "he's been loaded since the third grade", "ohh your skin is so soft", "don't get him mad or he might throw a fuckin' chair"!!!!!, "did you do something last night you weren't supposed to be doing?", "yer hand is shaking.", "Man, Art hangs out with some hot Asian chicks."
my friend louie put me on his album cover
"Look honey, it's the crawdad rider on the King Louie LP!" -Goner HQ Memphis, Tennessee
smoking and fishing! that's what i do. on the set of my latest tv show "fishing with art"
