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Derek

Soul searching is for pussies!

About Me

I like playing guitar, glass etching, basket weaving, puffy paints, iron ons, dried flowers, painting, drawing, playing drums, my hand, drinking, sneezing, Heavy music, regular music, hanging out with you, playing bass, fountain design, making dolls out of pipe cleaners, singing, screaming, anything that makes me a little uncomfortable, girls, movies, books, bedazzling stuff, and I also like jokes.

My Interests

The girl at the library that kind of reminds me of the girl at the bar.

I'd like to meet:

Martha Stewart, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, the frugal gormet, Kerry King, you, your mom, Heather Graham, Asia Argento, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Mario Bava, Wierd Al, Germaine Jackson, the guy who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

Music:

Pig Destroyer, Desmond Decker, Anaal Nathrakh, Slayer, Obituary, Darkthrone, Cephalic Carnage, At the gates, Horace Andy, Minor Threat, Prince, T.S.O.L., Bach, Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Buck Owens, Carl Perkins, Elvis, Flametrick Subs, Hillbilly Hellcats, Dead and Gone, Enemymine, Santo and Johnny, Lunaris, The Sonics, George Michael, GI, Eyehategod, Blood sweat and tears, Capleton, Death, Rip Carson, Portishead, Necrophagist, Burzum, Carpathian Forest, Ludicra, Arsis, Walken, Fiona Apple, and a bunch of other shit too.

Movies:

Jude, Nekromantic, Nekromantic2(Return of the loving dead), Happiness, DeadAlive, Wisconsin Death Trip, The Tune, Blood Sucking Freaks, Cutting moments, I stand alone, Irreversable, Oldboy, Blue Velvet, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Wicker Man, The Devil Rides Out, The Satanic rites of Dracula, Almost anything with Christopher Lee, almost anything made by Hammer, Lucio Fulci films, Dario Argento films, Raging Bull, The haunting, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, MVP2(Most vertical primate is the best skateboarding monkey movie I've ever seen), Thrashin, Rad, Explotation, Nunsploitation, Sexploitation, Blacksploitation, Cannibal the musical, Dawn of the dead, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show...

Television:

Kids in the Hall, South Park, Family Guy, Big Love, Carnivale, Twilight Zone.

Books:

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