Earnhardt Nation

NASCAR and watching Junior win. Earnhardt Nation and Clubhusband The Laws of The Earnhardt Nation are as follows; 1)All questions, to who will win? will be answered in some form of reference to Dale Earnhardt Junior2) The Voice of The Nation (J Pat) is not to be questioned. I am all knowing on matters of The Nation. If you disbelieve this law refer to the second law for guidance.3)Race day is to be treated as a Sabath if not a full blown Mardi Gras style holiday.4)Never speak of the numbers that come after 23 and 47.5)Men you must remove your hat whenever the number "3" is spoken out loud.6-A)Females of majority age you must remove your tops anytime the number "8" is spoken out loud. Blood relatives of "The Voice" will be directed to ignore this law and my mother in law. 6-B)In fairness to the females of the Nation- All cute men should drop their pants whenever the number "8" is spoken out loud. Part "B" was brought to nomination by Hope (Blonde Thing)and unanimously accepted by the fine women of The Nation. I happily agreed because they didn't screw with part "A"7)www.earnhardtnation.com will be the only home page allowed on the computers of The Nation.8) ladies? what are you waiting for? See .. 69)Anyone meeting "The Voice" at a race for the first time must present him with a cold beer to honor his great wisdom. You will be thanked in the following way. "My loyal member of the nation I thank you and I honor you with the .............". Then to the men the number "3' will be spoken out loud". (couldn't see this coming could you?) To the women the number "8" will be spoken out loud.10) All members must now go forth and spread my wisdom throughout the racing world.