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M.O.B

Go see "Religulous" and stop kidding yourself!

About Me


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You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
Your Birthdate: October 8
Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money.
You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet.
A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job.
Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss.
Your strength: Your undying determination
Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle
Your power color: Plum
Your power symbol: Dollar sign
Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?


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My Interests

Film,T.V, pop culture, history,aggressive music,the Internet, stand-up comedy,billiards,TEXAS HOLD 'EM,skateboarding and making money.


I'd like to meet:

Anybody but haters...haters suck. I LOVE GIRLS OF ALL NATIONALITIES!!!!!I'd like to meet girls with a sense of humor. I hate stuck up girls with no sarcasm.
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living!
Luscious Liz
Frank Sinatra
Kim Kardashian

Music:

G-Unit - I Like The Way She Do It

50 Cent,Young Buck, The Game, Jay-Z, Kanye West,Pitbull,Fat Joe,Akon, Three Six Mafia, Crooked Stylo, Akwid,Calle 13, Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, Cypress Hill,P. Diddy, NAS, Mos Def, T.I, Gangstarr, AZAD, Absolute Beginner, Massive Tone, D-Irie, Birdman, Lil Wayne, Paul Wall, Jermaine Dupree,Young Jeezy, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Louis Prima,Tony Bennett

Movies:



I love cinema.Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorcese,Oliver Stone,Brian DePalma,Stanley Kubrick,Francis Ford Coppola,Eli Roth,Spike Lee, Tony Scott, Pete Jackson,Steven Spielberg,John Singleton, Wes Craven,Robert Rodriguez,Cheech and Chong,Michael Bay, Bob Zemeckis, George Lucas. Rob Cohen, Wachoski brothers, Farrelly brothers, Coen brothers, Michael Moore,Stacy Peralta, Morgan Spurlock, Jerry Bruckheimer, Steve Sodenberg, Sergio Leone, Akiro Kurosawa, Takeshi Kitano, Chang Che, John Woo, Jackie Chan,Yuen Wo Ping, Sam Heoung, Wong Fe Hung, Pedro Almodovar, Alfonso Arau
FAVORITE FILM OF ALL TIME: PULP FICTION
REST IN PEACE
RICHARD PRYOR
PAT MORITA
Chris Penn aka "Nice Guy Eddie"
Don Knotts

Raul Velasco

Anna Nicole
Valentin Elizalde
Sergio Gomez
Miguel Galvan
Sidney Pollack
George Carlin
Bernie Mac
Isaac Hayes

Television:

The Sopranos,Nip/Tuck, Entourage,Lucky Louie,Viva La Bam, Bam's Unholy Union, Pimp My Ride,The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Emeril Live,Boy Meets Grill, Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels, $40 A Day, Food 911, Dinner: Impossible, Iron Chef, Everyday Italian,Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, World Poker Tour, World Series of Poker, Professional Poker Tour, High Stakes Poker, Workd Series of Blackjack, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Ultimatebet.com Poker Tournament,George Lopez Show, Real Time with Bill Maher,P. Diddy's Bad Boys of Comedy, One Night Stand on HBO,Russell Simon's Def Comedy Jam, Last Comic Standing, Mind of Mencia, Chapelle's Show, MAD TV, Saturday Night Live, MXC, Top Chef,Cathouse, Rob and Big, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

MAXIM,FHM,STUFF,VIBE,PLAYBOY,GQ-THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO READ!!! ...BUT FOR MORE COMPREHENSIVE READING: "Forrest Gump" by Winston Groom,"Structured Inequality in the United States" by Adalberto Aguirre Jr and David Baker ,"A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn ,"Always Running" by Luis Rodriguez ,"The Autobiography of Abbey Hoffman","Slaughterhouse 5" by Kurt Vonnegut, ,"Huck Finn" by Mark Twain ,"Have a nice day" by Mick Foley
I will always be adding more. Learning is an ongoing process!!!

Heroes:

My mom who has always been there for me.
These people have inspired me in different ways:
Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Cesar Chavez, 50 Cent, George Lopez, Gabriel Iglesias,George Carlin, Chris FarleyAnd of course, all these people: Glengarry Glen RossBoiler Room Interview

My Blog

Paul Potts...one of my new personal heroes

Let me get this straight with y'all: I hate all this American Idol, America's Got Talent bullshit, but this guy broke away with the circus show and demonstrated true talent. I saw this guy on TV when ...
Posted by M.O.B on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:02:00 PST

Tila bears it all

..                Tila Tequila - Sexy Dances And Sexy Pics (nude) - video powered by Metacafe...
Posted by M.O.B on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:03:00 PST

Los borrachos

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Posted by M.O.B on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

Modern Man

I'm a modern man digital and smoke free; a man for the millenium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've ...
Posted by M.O.B on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

America’s Mexican

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Posted by M.O.B on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

No pussy, no shopping. That's the deal!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the wh...
Posted by M.O.B on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

So goddamn true!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I wil...
Posted by M.O.B on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST

SIPPING VODKA

SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting ...
Posted by M.O.B on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

Boobies and Willies

How Many Kinds Of Boobies Are There A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three ki...
Posted by M.O.B on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:14:00 PST

Jealousy is hazardous to all women's health!

> > Two ladies talking after death: > > > >1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. > > > >2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? > > > >1st woman : I Froze to Death. > > > >2nd woman : ...
Posted by M.O.B on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST