Mixed Messages... |
Shouty strangers, whom-so-ever you may be, I implore you to please decide once and for all whether I am:
1.) A dirty fucking greebo.
2.) A gothic slag
or
3.) A hot bitch / sexy lay-dee that...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
Kerching! |
I have the best money making plan ever.
You know how men very often play on the computer for hours and hours and hours whilst their girlfriends sit around being a bit bored? Well, I was thinking tha...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:28:00 GMT |
Birds |
Woodpeckers seem to love me. I keep seeing the feathery fuckers all over the place and can only conclude that they, as a species, are stalking me. Last week one pretended that it wasn't following me b...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:34:00 GMT |
Most exciting blog ever. |
In a rather disturbing (and potentially costly) turn of events, the ignition has stopped working on my oven. True, it is about a million years old. True, it is covered in fluff and baked on grease. T...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:13:00 GMT |
... |
I have absolutely fuck all to say. This is just the internet equivalent of "liking the sound of my own voice". Which must mean that I like the sound of my own typing. Or would it be that I like ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:00:00 GMT |
A bizarre sense of relief... |
I've been thinking how very, very glad I am that myspace didn't exist when I was a teenager. I still feel the need even now to post utter crap, but at least it isn't potentially embarrassing personal...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:31:00 GMT |
Ungrateful and/ or deviant... |
I thought that today it might be nice to let the terrapins have a run around the house whilst I cleaned them out. It would seem that they however, had other ideas...
You would think that having a...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:49:00 GMT |
Absence |
I have been absent from myspace for three months because - basically - I couldn't be arsed. However, I remembered my password yesterday. Hurrah!
So, to summarise the last three months of my life...
&...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:11:00 GMT |
Any Question Answered |
The lovely Jo and Charlie have introduced me to a fabulous new way of wasting all of my phone credit. There is a text service called "Any Question Answered" that will quite literally answer anything....
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:24:00 GMT |
Worst spy ever? |
Yesterday, after having been harassed by numerous Japanese tourists who seemed to think we were some kind of exhibit in The British Museum, Mr Starr and I retired to drink booze near the toilets in H...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:22:00 GMT |
