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Max

Pissed Up Warrior

About Me

Hey i'm Max, 22 years old and i live just outside of Swaffham in Norfolk. Im currently studying at Marjons (its in Plymouth for those who have never heard of it which is pretty much everyone!) for a degree in Coaching and Physical Education. Final year so loads of work but im currently ignoring that fact and trying to squeeze every last drop of fun out of uni life before they kick me out in to the cold harsh real world or maybe ill fail and have to do another year (fingers crossed!) ;)
To let you in to my world a little bit more i'll list some of my favourite quotes that your likely to here come out of my mouth (idea stolen from facebook, dont sue!)
"Im not drinking tonight" (quickly followed by:) "glug, glug, glug!" (which is then usually followed by:) "Oi mysize, mysize!"
"Pissed Up Warrior"
"man up"
"finish!"
"heather!, heather!, heather!"
"I'm Rick James.. bitch!"
"Cheers" (has to be said very quickly when somebody leaves a room, thanks to toby and cornrow for that one!)
"Trevoooor!"
"i dont need the gun john"
"uniform pussyios"
"slaz, mate!"
"u aint so tough now lil... (add your own controversial insult here)"
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My Interests

Basketball, volleyball, weight training, music, MMA, films, chattin rubbish, comedy (films, tv shows, stand up, anything!), drinking, partying and just generally having fun with life!.. width="425" height="350" ..

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Music:

Really feeling lil weezy right now he's blowing up! But like loads of others: The Game, Kano, Joe Budden, Dizzee Rascal, Busta, Shyne, Roll Deep, Wu Tang, Choong Family, Mobb Deep, Ja Rule, 50, Cam€™ron, LLCoolJ, Nelly, North Star, Lethal Bizzel, Ice Cube, Mike GLC, Three Six Mafia, Lil Wayne, Neyo, Akon, Lupe Fiasco, Fugees, Shystie, T.I., ODB, Aaliyah, Juelz Santana, Dre, Jagged Edge, Mike Jones, 112, Twissman, Snoop, Tupac, R.Kelly, Chris Brown, T-Pain, Beanie Sigel, Roots Manuva, N.W.A, Mike Jones, Fabolous, Biggie, Xzibit, Ginuwine, Dead Prez, Jahiem, Luda, N*E*R*D, Jay-Z, Jadakiss, Dem Franchise Boys, Chamillionaire, Usher, Beastie Boys, DMX, Young Jeezy, Clipse, Kanye, Omarion, Nas, AkalaLudacris Ft. Mary J Blige - Runaway Love

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Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, KiDULTHOOD, American Beauty, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Constantine, Old School, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, anything with Adam Sandler, Kill Bill, Matrix, Crash, Momento, Breakfast Club, One Hour Photo, Coach Carter, Blade, Bad Santa, Underworld, Man on Fire and last but by no means least: SPACE JAM! (no joke!)

Television:

Family Guy!!!! American Dad, Deal or No Deal, Nevermind the Buzzcocks (old school with mark lamar none of this guest presenter rubbish!), Scrubs, UFC, Miami Ink, MTV Base

Books:

Andy McNab (early stuff, he's gone off the boil recently) Iceberg Slim, Dan Brown, Dean Koontz, Leon Bing, John Grisham, Autobiographies of people who have led interesting lives, two of my favourites are Kurt Angle (won an Olympic Gold medal with a broken neck!) and DMX (helps you understand the pain and suffering you hear in his voice)

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Allen Iverson, anyone who can drink a bottle of Absinthe! and last but not least, SAMUEL L "MOFO" JACKSON, check the video:.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Max's leaving drink

Good afternoon ladies and gents! As you all might or might not know im going back to uni soon and so wont see most of you for a few weeks/months, the only bonus is that i finish working at tesco for t...
Posted by Max on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Its official: criminality is the way to go

its official, ive decided the only way i can possibly make enough money to finish my last year of uni and hopefully go out in a blaze of drink fuled debauchery is to turn to a life of crime. Think abo...
Posted by Max on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST