heck yes this is my myspace.. GOSH!-My names Preston. *Yeah, Im pretty lame!! Damn -If you wanna know what I look like, check the pics. *I am very family oriented, even though my family is a bunch of freaks and geeks. -Hilary Duff is going to marry me despite what you people claim. *I am a "soon-to-be" pro snowboarder! -I drive a PoS car but it gets me where I need to go, so whatev. *I SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH, so Fuck off! -I have never urinated on a pregnant kitten although that is a life goal of mine. *I'm pretty much your all around dumbass. -If you dont want an honest opinion, or true advise.. dont ask! *I keep adding things and taking others away. It keeps me entertained -I hate seeing people abusing others. Especially when it comes to a guy hurting a girl, or if it involves race. *I can be your best friend... or worst enemy. Trust me, if you dont believe me I got plenty of people that love and hate me that I can have you talk to. -Along with that subject, I have the BEST friends ever! *I hate drama, and I'll hate you if you bring it around me. -I hate knowing when I spell words wrong, even though I usually do. *The dating scene pretty much sucks for me. -I like women.. not guys posing as women, but real actual women. You know, the ones with boobs and a vaginal. I'm a sucker for hot girls. I dont know what it is about them that attracts me. *I have a small penis, but size doesnt matter.. does it? -One time I seen a midget hippie, that made my day. *When I was about 7 I found out that if you mix a half cup of grape juice and a half cup of milk it tastes like shit and you will vomit immediately. -I love the rain.. especially the smell. Its probably my favorite thing. *I pretty much HATE mormons to the max! -I "NO" ninja's *I love sports. Particularly baseball and football. -I have 8 peircings. Nose, Lip, Tongue, my first two holes in each ear and my cartilage *I love "Tasteful" porn. -I'm white trash, and proud! *Dont push your religion on me. It's cool that you have your own beliefs (unless you are from Utah), so respect me for having my own. -I am shallow and I'll be the first to admit it. *People that dont know me think I'm a cocky asshole.. Thanks. -I consider myself lucky to live where crime and violence is low, even though Utah blows. *Seeing chipmunks have sex amuses me. -Im an all around complicated person. Shallow, confused, deep, emotional.. but I usually always parade around with a smile on my face and you will never know what I'm thinking. *I remember that one time. -I'll be willing to bet my poop smells worse then yours. *Cherry cheesecake will always be better than woodchips. -I believe that more people should start giving me dollars. *Making up words, such as: qwallup, diggy, yeggre, and fooch is fun to do until stupid people steal them and use them in all the wrong ways. -I hate polygamists! *Slinky's and tootsie rolls are parties waiting to happen. -Fuck, if there is anything else.. just ask.Also, this is what some bi-sexual said of me. Haha, either take it or leave it, but I personally found it quite funny! "...you seem like the sterotypical hard-ass wannabe alcholoic chauvinisic pig, and just like someone who would end up with a big fat beer gut sitting on the entrance to his trailer park home drinking a budweiser and yelling at his wife with duragatory terms such as bitch and boo." Haha that shit cracks me up!
