heck yes this is my myspace.. GOSH!-My names Preston.
*Yeah, Im pretty lame!! Damn
-If you wanna know what I look like, check the pics.
*I am very family oriented, even though my family is a bunch of freaks and geeks.
-Hilary Duff is going to marry me despite what you people claim.
*I am a "soon-to-be" pro snowboarder!
-I drive a PoS car but it gets me where I need to go, so whatev.
*I SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH, so Fuck off!
-I have never urinated on a pregnant kitten although that is a life goal of mine.
*I'm pretty much your all around dumbass.
-If you dont want an honest opinion, or true advise.. dont ask!
*I keep adding things and taking others away. It keeps me entertained
-I hate seeing people abusing others. Especially when it comes to a guy hurting a girl, or if it involves race.
*I can be your best friend... or worst enemy. Trust me, if you dont believe me I got plenty of people that love and hate me that I can have you talk to.
-Along with that subject, I have the BEST friends ever!
*I hate drama, and I'll hate you if you bring it around me.
-I hate knowing when I spell words wrong, even though I usually do.
*The dating scene pretty much sucks for me.
-I like women.. not guys posing as women, but real actual women. You know, the ones with boobs and a vaginal. I'm a sucker for hot girls. I dont know what it is about them that attracts me.
*I have a small penis, but size doesnt matter.. does it?
-One time I seen a midget hippie, that made my day.
*When I was about 7 I found out that if you mix a half cup of grape juice and a half cup of milk it tastes like shit and you will vomit immediately.
-I love the rain.. especially the smell. Its probably my favorite thing.
*I pretty much HATE mormons to the max!
-I "NO" ninja's
*I love sports. Particularly baseball and football.
-I have 8 peircings. Nose, Lip, Tongue, my first two holes in each ear and my cartilage
*I love "Tasteful" porn.
-I'm white trash, and proud!
*Dont push your religion on me. It's cool that you have your own beliefs (unless you are from Utah), so respect me for having my own.
-I am shallow and I'll be the first to admit it.
*People that dont know me think I'm a cocky asshole.. Thanks.
-I consider myself lucky to live where crime and violence is low, even though Utah blows.
*Seeing chipmunks have sex amuses me.
-Im an all around complicated person. Shallow, confused, deep, emotional.. but I usually always parade around with a smile on my face and you will never know what I'm thinking.
*I remember that one time.
-I'll be willing to bet my poop smells worse then yours.
*Cherry cheesecake will always be better than woodchips.
-I believe that more people should start giving me dollars.
*Making up words, such as: qwallup, diggy, yeggre, and fooch is fun to do until stupid people steal them and use them in all the wrong ways.
-I hate polygamists!
*Slinky's and tootsie rolls are parties waiting to happen.
-Fuck, if there is anything else.. just ask.Also, this is what some bi-sexual said of me. Haha, either take it or leave it, but I personally found it quite funny! "...you seem like the sterotypical hard-ass wannabe alcholoic chauvinisic pig, and just like someone who would end up with a big fat beer gut sitting on the entrance to his trailer park home drinking a budweiser and yelling at his wife with duragatory terms such as bitch and boo." Haha that shit cracks me up!
