Shit Monger - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i was born on the day of our lord...satan. and it was on that day that i found my purpose in life, i was to collect shit. shit was to be the thing that kept me going. and now it is my duty to gather the shit of the innocent and use it for my own purposes. yours shit will not be safe as long as i, the shit monger am still alive. one day the world will tremble when they hear my name uttered. LONG LIVE THE SHIT MONGER!

My Interests

shit.

I'd like to meet:

the cock monger, the vag monger, and all other mongers everywhere.

Music:

Well I like 50 cent, Beyonce, and Shit. Oh yeah and the pussy cat dolls.

Movies:

The Blob,I Know What you did Last Summer, and The Notebook. I like other movies but I can never think of them when I'm put on the spot like this.

Television:

CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York

Books:

How to collect shit, Shit is in You, Shit for Dummies, Shit: 100 Recepies.

Heroes:

THE SHIT MONGER!