I HATE HIPPIES!!!!!
I Like To Wake Up At The Crack Of Noon.
I don't like shenanigans
I am trying this new fad called uh, Jogging. I believe it's Jogging or Yogging. it might be a soft J. I'm not sure, but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be WILD!
Chuck Norris Facts!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to liveThe chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: WALK and KILL.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.