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ALEXIS CONSTANCE DANKER
1. I harbor the 3 S's: sarcasm, scorn, and (at times) spite. But with all that comes wit, which somehow makes it a tad better, because I don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings. I just have no other way of expressing myself.
2. I am loud (term open to interpretation). I talk loudly, I laugh loudly, and I think the sound is magnified under the influence of alcohol.
3. I tend to repeat things, mainly because I'm so absent-minded that I forget I've already said them. And speaking of which, I tend to lapse into fits of panic when I think I've lost my cellphone/mp3/car keys/cd's/wallet, only to emerge from them upon discovering that said items were not lost, but really in the depths of my bag.
4. I'm cynical. All the time. But it's my thing, so let it go. It's part of my overactive defense mechanism kicking in. Therefore you will almost never see my emotional side; if you do, though, en garde: I can bawl like a bitch.
5. I can be a total ditz/idiot/retard at times. Really. Sometimes you'll look at me and wonder which galaxy I fell off.
6.I am totally in love with my family and friends, The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves
