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Heather Fetus: Affordable

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm not anything I should be.
My loves are school and work.
I don't believe in religion.
I most likely don't care what you have to say.
Cheerios are best when sugar is added by the spoonful.
I'm one part sarcasm, two parts critic, half a loaf of bread and lots of charisma.
I have Mottephobia.
I get ahead of myself.
Labels are for folders, not people.
I'm some sort of fantastic.
Don't add me if I don't know you.

My Interests

Spelling.
Grammar.
Punctuation.
Editing.
Graphic design.
Psychology.
Procrastination.
Laughing.
Food.

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular.
Maybe Kyle Korver [Jazz, baybay!].
I have everyone I need.

Questions? Comments? Leave your drama at the door

Music:

Metal.
Industrial.
Hardcore.
Electro.
Bubblegum.

Movies:

Boondock Saints.
Star Wars.
Bourne Identity.
Bourne Supremacy.
Bourne Ultimatum.
Lucky Number Slevin.
American Gangster.
Halloween (2007).
Fight Club.

Television:

Forensic science shows.
Family Guy.
The Office.
Sex and the City.
Seinfeld.
Food Network.
Cartoons.
Boy Meets World.
Robot Chicken.

Books:

Tuesdays With Morrie.
To Kill A Mockingbird.
Strange Highways.
My Brother Was An Only Child.
Night.
In Pursuit
and Second Child

Heroes:

David.

Idols:
Matt Damon.
Hayley Williams.

My Blog

My ex best friend told me robots don’t cry

My bones ache from this weather. I almost wish they'd break as easily as the heart I've obliterated with my bare hands. Bones bruise so easily when they're touched at the right and left angles of...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

Thoughts from the Blender - Version 3.7

May is a good distance away. It's funny how my attitude has changed about it recently. When I first decided not to date until May, it was like I was sentencing myself. Now, it's more of like a promise...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST

People probably look at this and go:

"Wow, Heather's gotten emo lately."Maybe I am in your eyes. Or maybe there's just something different. But you wouldn't know, would you? You won't inquire about it because you only come around when yo...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:58:00 PST

I trim my eyebrows with a machete

Her heart dances like a ballerina dressed in black.She taps on the window and in darkness, he comes to her.They watch each other for a while, staring into space.He asks and she hesitates to answer que...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:42:00 PST

Why am I bleeding from my chest?

An evil revealed itself on a cold, dark night. An uncertainty, gathered by my questions and insufficient care, unraveled in my wake. I stayed up, watching what classifies as a "chick flick," but I nee...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:50:00 PST

Drinking the blood from open wounds we salt to watch suffer

Black EyesSeems like the morning calls her home.She's happy here,With one hand coveringHer half faded smile.She closes her eyesAnd dreams of love.Its just so hard to loveWhen all love is gone.She coll...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

my mom died this morning

535am.im okay.im sure the devastation will set in later.or shock.whatever.im not as sad as i thought i would be.okay i just lied a little.i knew i wouldnt be bawling my eyes out.i still cant feel her ...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

Blind [rehash]

BlindI think its better to feel so insaneTo kill off the thoughts and the light from my brainAnd sex is important, more than love in itselfI'll sit back and watch you place hearts on the shelfI won't ...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

A poem brought to you by: Friends With Benefits - more lovin' for less commitment!

SaturateFor every last breathand every last kissfor cold winter morningsBeing held in your arms.I wanted to love youYou wanted to leave.At night I was shelterYou always came backI'd let you inwe'd go ...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST

A poem brought to you by: Pizza, beer, and local bands of Utah

That Wonderful Sinking FeelingFixation of my old memoriesLeave my head as I breathe in deepThe water fills my sleeping lungsAnd my ghost will haunt your bedroom tonightCreep quietly to my unlocked wi...
Posted by Heather Fetus: Affordable on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST