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About Me

Every time I try to go to Japan, they run, scream and shoot missiles at me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Umm, I don't really know. Bruce Campbell would be sort of cool, but I'm afraid he might mistake me for one of the hags from Evil Dead and chop me up. It's more of a common mistake than it should be.

My Blog

God Hates Furries

CRISIS IN AMERICA!There is a plague sweeping across our nation like some sort of Biblical disaster set upon by a wrathful god. An onslaught of fur, glass eyes and sticky keyboards. I speak of furries,...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Aug 2010 20:20:00 GMT

How To Live: For Dummies

For a change of pace, I'm going to start out with something optimistic, and for some, (you sick, sick bastards,) inspiring.I had a moment a few weeks back that really can't be accurately described wit...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:47:00 GMT

Allen the Owl, Part 3

 
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:18:00 GMT

Allen the Owl, Part 2

 
Posted by on Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:04:00 GMT

Allen the Owl, Page 1

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Posted by on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:32:00 GMT

Oh my God....

LOOK OUT, KIRK! IT'S SYLAR!!!
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:12:00 GMT

Grenalien

You know.. The more I think about Frankenstein and his monster, the more confused I become.First off, does the creature even get blood flow to his genitals? I mean, it's a reanimated corpse, and techn...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:57:00 GMT

The Bootiful People

I know, you PROBABLY expect me to rant about the ridiculous bullshit bonus AIG is giving to their executives with the bail out money. But I'm not going to. After all, by giving my direct attention to ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:11:00 GMT

Obeefity

Everytime I go into a fast food place, it seems to be the same thing over, and over again. Not just seemingly artificial beef on a tasteless piece of questionably edible risen yeast, but a horde of fa...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:28:00 GMT

NO! >:(

People who think I should heal through instances because I am capable of casting healing spells (but due to spec, definitely should not,) need to go die a burny, burny death.Additionally, people who w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:40:00 GMT