Donald Rumsfeld cause he won't take B.S. from anybody.Angela Basset because she had the integrity to pass on the role Halley Barry got an oscar for taking off her clothes.Condoleeza Rice so I could get her to stop doing her hair like Olive Oil.Santa Clause cause I won't to discuss why adults don't get many xmas presents.Elizabeth Vargas to tell her she should have been the anchor for World News tonight.Jesus Christ, but I know I will meet him.