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I'M A JUGGALO AND YOU CAN EAT A DICK IF YOUR NOT
"When a man's penis is hard he sticks it in a lady's vagina. Then the penis sneezes milk in the lady's tummy. After the penis is all done sneezin milk, the man's penis stops bein hard and he loses interest in the lady." -Butters
above are pictures taken by the modeling agency.
this one's just because.
and these are a year to two years old but i still like em.
**ACTRESS LOOKING FOR WORK** My concern is with experience and exposure. I'm looking for anything ranging from an extra to a lead. Commercials, shows, movies, shorts, music videos.. anything (not theatre, so much). PS- I DO NOT DO NUDITY!!
Been in the Chi since September 2006- had my own apartment since August 2007- I LOVE it here! I miss the QC area though.. NOT! But I do miss some people.. SOME people. My current goal is to be in Chi until August 2009 and then move to LA. *fingers crossed*
The Rose- Once so beautiful and perfect. And it's charm lasted so long. It seemed it would never fade. But like all things in this cruel world. Time took ahold of this once precious thing. And squeezed every bit of perfection from it. Now, drained of all life. The petals fall. The leaves curl. The stem breaks. It is no longer the gorgeous light. That brightened the dim room. A shell of it's former self. Thrown into a bag and carried away. Never again will it stand proud. .:my poem written about love when I was about 16:.
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NAME: Jenn.
NICKNAME: JenntLeigh.
AGE: 21.
BIRTHDATE: October 3rd, 1987.
SEX: Yes, please!.
LOCATION: Chicago, IL.
BEER OF CHOICE: Old Stilla Fa Rilla- it's cheap and it gets the job done! Oh, yea, and GO CUBS!
MY LUVS: JOHNNY DEPP, the Nightmare Before Christmas [♥ Jack Skellington ♥.. let me be your Sally], pirates, pirate things, pirate clothes, pirate accesories, things that remind me of pirates, Care Bears, TMNT [heroes in a half-shell!], Judd Apatow(and clan) movies/shows, Lupin the Third, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chest & At World's End, Law & Order: SVU & CI, CSI, horror movies, my babiest brother & sister, shopping, all sorts of music, poetry & art.
MY AMBITION IN LIFE: To become known by a lot of people who I don't know (wether they like me or hate me), I just don't want to be a forgotten person with a crumbling tombstone someday. I want to be an actress more than anything. Not just for the immortality of it, but I want to be able to dive into these roles for myself and for others. The passion of it, the entertainment, the experiences.. I can't imagine myself doing anything else with my life. Although I like the mind- what people think about and why they do the things they do, acting is the only career for me!
DREAM JOB: Actress!!
Jobs with Appeal(great for a role): Lawyer, Psychologist, Crime Scene Investigator, Forensic Detective/Forensic Profiler.
MY BIGGEST FEAR: To die a nobody. Once my friends/family are all gone there's no memory of me. It's like I never existed.
QUOTES:..
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not."
"You'll never see the rainbow if you can't sit through the rain!" - ME!!
"she cries that life is like.. some movie black and white.. dead actors, vacant lines.."
"pardon me while i burst.. into flames. i've had enough of the world.. and it's people's mindless games. so pardon me while i burn.. and rise above the flame."
"i am aware now of how everything's gonna be fine.. one day.. too late.. i'm in hell."
"all the drugs in this world.. won't save her from herself."
"then she looks up at the building.. says she's thinkin of jumpin. she says she tired of life.. she must be tired of somethin."
"i'm just glad we down with 'em.. hate to be y'all.. and have a Juggalo shatter my skull for the CARNIVAL."
"momma doesn't understand a friend is hard to come by so i'll take what i can find."
"you only saw the outside.. never knew what i was feelin. now everyday you lay in bed starin at the ceilin. but you don't see me no more.. you can fill your heart with memories and things from before."
"my shits for killers with the Twiztid tats on they backs. my shits for killers who walk around with the axe. my shit's for killers screamin i would rather die, than see you mutha fuckas doin MTV live! you can keep the mainstream life and all the hoes.. i'm steadin cussin in videos for Juggalos. i'm underground where the dead don't sleep.. keep us a secret to the world and watch the posse increase. so if you feel me why don't you *Bury Me Alive*."
"Our father of Shangri-La
Hallowed be thy name
If the world turns over
Save me from the fire rain
Keep me pure
Keep me clean
As the Lotus grows
I ask ye for forgiveness
Keep me from the crows
"Black Sundays, Armegedon, maggots, and rape.. Hell's Pit got some fire for you f*gg*ts with hate.
**you were born with the shine but you lost it down the line.. you fucked life up & you can't rewind."
"all her friends tell her.. she's so pretty. she'd be a whole lot prettier.. if she smiled once in awhile. cause even her smile looks like a frown. she's seen her share of devils in this angel town."
"Here's to life. Here's to love. And here's to you." -Eartha Kitt *Rest in Peace*
"[i just wanna die] i don't wanna wake up.. i don't wanna.. cause that's the way that i feel i'm barely hangin on"
"you will never find the light as long as your eyes are closed. are you goin to hell or heaven? did you walk with the sinners or pray with the reverend. tell the truth, i did a little of both but aint no tellin where i'm goin til my body's a ghost. and we sing.. the whole world's gonna hate me in the end when i'm surrounded by nothin but the fire. you can lie, but you're soakin in sin. when you die let your karma begin!"
"it's the bitter taste of losing everything that i've held so dear"
"I needed somewhere to hang my head, without your noose.."
"she said don't, don't let it go to your head. boys like you are a dime a dozen, boys like you are a dime a dozen. she said, you're a touch over-rated. you're a lush, and i hate it, but these grass stains on my knees, they won't mean a thing"
"so deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me off guard"
"is that what you call a get away? tell me what you got away with, cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish. seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. so have another drink and drive yourself home, i hope there's ice on all the roads. and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield"
"cause i have found, all that shimmers in this world is sure to fade.. away.. again"
"when everything you'll get is everything that you wanted well which would you prefer? my finger on the trigger or, me face down dead across your floor? JUST SO LONG AS THIS THINGS LOADED!"
"so cut my wrists and blot my eyes, so i can fall asleep tonight. because you kill me, you know you do, you kill me well. you like it too, and i can tell. you never stop until my final breath is gone"
"you just refuse to bend, so i keep bending 'til i break"
"even though you were with me, i'd been alone all along"
"I wont suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted. surrender to nothing..**a new day is coming and i am finally FREE..**I would've kept you forever, but we had to sever. it ended for both of us faster than a.. kill off this thinking, it's starting to sink in. i'm losing control now, but without you i can finally see..**Your promises, they look like lies. Your honesty like a back that hides a knife! I promise you, I promise you.. I am finally free! Runaway, Runaway, I'll attack. Runaway, Runaway, GO CHASE YOURSELF!"
"Another night with her.. but I'm always wanting you." **"She's all I need, she's all I dream, she's all I'm always wanting."
"You sit there in your heartache, waitin on some beautiful boy to, to save you from your old ways.....He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young."
"One look puts the rhythm in my head. Still I'll never understand why you hang around. I see what's going down. Cover up with makeup in the mirror, Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again. You cry alone and then he swears he loves you. Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now, as she falls to the ground? Well, I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end. As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found. ** Face down in the dirt she says, "this doesn't hurt"."
"On the coldest night, in the darkest room, I will sleep alone, 'cause it's better than you. Yeah, it's better than you. You can't play me like that, it's a matter of fact. You're nothing more than a typical whore, and I won't be your fool anymore. Maybe someday you'll get it, perhaps you'll regret it. Or maybe you'll find someone else who excepts it. I WON'T BE THE ONE!"
"It's the sense of touch. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just so we can feel something."
"I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place where we just met, she's just the girl for me and I want all the world to see we've met."
"Lamplight makes the shadows play, and posters take the walls away. The T.V. is your window pane, the view won't let you down.........So go unlock the door and find what you are here for. Leave the great indoors. **Though lately I can't blame you. I have seen the world, and sometimes wish your room had room for two."
"It's likely they're just jealous and jaded."
"Whoever I was then I can't ever be again."
"I'm only pretty sure that I can't take anymore. Before you take a swing, I wonder what are we fighting for? When I say out loud "I wanna get out of this", I wonder is there anything I'm gonna miss? I wonder how's it gonna be when you don't know me? How's it gonna be when you're sure I'm not there? How's it gonna be when there's no one there to talk to, between you and me 'cause I don't care. How's it gonna be?"
Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?
What is your favorite..
Color?: Green (black is a close second)
Flavor?: Strawberry and grape are tied
Pop?: Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash
Beer?: Old Style Light
Liquor?: The Cap'n and Coke or Caribou Lou
Season?: Autumn
Holiday?: Halloween ^_^
Month?: October
Store?: Hollywood Mirror
Car?: Corvette (burnt orange)
Actor?: Johnny Depp (big surprise!)
Actress?: Dakota Fanning
Movie?: The Princess Bride
Stand-up Comic?: Daniel Tosh
Comedic Actor?: Seth Rogen
Celebrity Couple(past or present)?: Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
Song?: Bury Me Alive- Twiztid or Attack- 30 Seconds To Mars
Band?: Taking Back Sunday
Group?: Twiztid
State?: Iowa
City?: Chicago
What is your least favorite..
Color?: Yellow
Flavor?: Orange
Pop?: Pepsi with Lime
Beer?: Miller High Life :p
Liquor?: Whiskey
Season?: Winter
Holiday?: Thanksgiving
Month?: January
Store?: I'd probably buy something from every store.
Car?: VW Bug
Actor?: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actress?: Paris Hilton
Movie?: A Christmas Story *ugh*
Stand-up Comic?: Carlos Mencia
Comedic Actor?: Anna Faris
Celebrity Couple(past or present)?: Benji Madden and Paris Hilton *ugh!*
Song?: Tub Thumping- Chumbawamba (thanks to my mom playing it non-stop)
Band?: Slayer
Group?: KMK
State?: Texas
City?: Worcester (Mass.)
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