Chance aka Tex

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Name: Chance or "Tex"
Birthdate: September 29 1981
Birthplace: Tucumcari, New Mexico
Current Location: Starkville MS
Eye Color: don't know, they always changes
Hair Color:
Height: 6 ft
Weight: 172
Piercings: put to many holes in myself by accident, so NONE
Tatoos: nah to perminate
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: "Hey ya'll! Watch this!"
FAVORITES
Food: Double bacon cheeseburger
Candy: snakey cakes
Number: 23
Color: white and blue
Animal: anyone that's on my plate
Drink: Crown and dr. pepper
Alcohol Drink: LOL i think you already know
Bagel: if its food i'll eat it
Letter: P is for _ _ _ _ _
Body Part on Opposite sex: the one i'm kissing
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Hardee's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Peach
Hot tea or Ice tea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla Rocky Road
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: ok i'll answer this one right, hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Screw
Dog or Cat: Horse
Rap or Punk: Country or anything that i like to listen to
Summer or Winter: Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: ummm Horror and Comedy
Love or Money: can't i have both?
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i'm tired
Most Missed Memory: I can't remember :(
Best phyiscal feature: ME
First Thought Waking Up: "I HATE WAKING UP"
Goal for this year: survive
Best Friends: ummmm i unno
Weakness: sexy women
Fears: SNAKES!!! I HATE SNAKES!!!
Heritage: German, Dutch, and Cheerokee
Longest relationship: 4 and a half years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Like a fish
Ever Smoked: once but i was on fire
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: wish i was right now!
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: of course not (hides stuff under bed)
Ever Skinny Dipped: is there any other way?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: hell yes
Been Dumped Lately: not to long ago
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: light blue or grey
Favorite Hair Color: any as long as they have hair
Short or Long: long
Height: shorter then me
Style: sexy
Looks or Personality: sexy or sexy
Hot or Cute BOTH
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs, alcohol is cool
Muscular or Really Skinny: sexy
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: never regret anything
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: on the up stroke
Been to the Mall Lately: yesterday
Do you like Thunderstorms: best time to have sex and sleep
Get along with your Parents: kindof
Health Freak: i stay fit
Do you think your Attractive: if i was a woman i'd do me
Believe in Yourself: You've got to or you're nothing
Want to go to College: going right now
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: like a fish
Shower Daily: of course
Been in Love: yea but lets not talk about it
Do you Sing: 2 words..... TONE DEAF
Want to get Married: one day
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: not just yet
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 15
Hate anyone: oh yea!
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