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Ralph

I left something for you in the yard. Go check it out.

About Me

I am an American Cocker Spaniel. I am lazy. I sleep all day and get cranked up at night. I was born on January 11, 2005 in Iowa, the proud bouncing baby boy of Sir Regal Knight and Dolly Pocahontas Creme Puff. Two saps from Chicago paid $400 for me and now I scrape off of them.

My Interests

Chicken jerky, the plush snake with the squeaker in it, feather dusters, stealing Phil's laundry and running around the house with it, car rides, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

People to take me to the park and give me treats. body { background-color:ffcc00;

Music:

FIRST ROUND FAILURE

Movies:

Anything with Telly Savales....."You got it baby!"

Television:

The Chicago White Sox, Court TV, SciFi Network, VH1 Classic

Books:

War And Peace

Heroes:

Oh please.

My Blog

Typing

Hey humans. Have you ever tried to type with paws? It's not so easy!
Posted by Ralph on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST