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Mr. Monkey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just a typical monkey. I like bannanas even though I have no working mouth or digestive system. I have the strong urge to shit in my hand and fling it at people I do not like. I make faces that are unacceptable in society. I like to rock out with my cock out, but unfortunatley I didn't have one sewn on. I'm a screamer, not out of rage, but out of thepure joy of living. I AM A PIRATE, I enjoy adventure. I like to pillage and plunder, especially when plundering hot babes. I like hot babes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other monkeys, other pirates, stuffed adventurers, and hot babes.

My Blog

Party

So I decided last minute that I wasn't ready to go to Boston because I didn't want to miss my friend Matt's birthday and holly damn it was a good one ... I was so damn wasted and had such a good time ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:45:00 GMT

Sleep Over

So last night I had a sleep over with my new friend Franklin. I went to this girls house and got wasted. Franklin's a cool guy, we talked about swinging and chicks. That last jager shot totally did it...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:05:00 GMT

Boston!

You all know how much I like to travel. I mean I moved all the way from Australia to New York to Franklin to Maine to Florida. I've definetley been around, not so much my choice, but Dana's a good guy...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:43:00 GMT