I'd like to meet:
What about me?
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I can list Elizabeth Taylor's Husbands in chronological order, and some of Henry VIII's wives.I have perfected the art of making the quintessential mix-Tape/CD in a plethora of styles and themes.I can read Tarot cards, runes, and perform some semblance of a reading of a birth chart.I'm quite seriously Arachnephobic, and absolutely abhor the taste or smell of Mint; don't mock me.I have a wall in my apartment dedicated to vintage ads from the movies of Cary Grant.I have unwavering and unconditional love for: Politics, the Space Program, Afternoon Naps, and Eddie Izzard.I collect quotes, first editions, and plants that are difficult to kill.And... I have caused 3 Secret Service Agents, on 3 separate occasions to reach for their guns. If you're lucky, maybe one day I'll tell you the stories.
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People who will unconditionally love my cat.
Dick: ...But I guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records... Um - what is this though? Chronological?
Rob: No.
Dick: Not alphabetical...
Rob: Nope.
Dick: What?
Rob: Autobiographical.
Dick: No fucking way...
Rob: Yeah.
- High Fidelity