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Alan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love to laugh, and to make people laugh. I'd say that "I want to make every person in the world smile atleast once." ...But have you seen some of those people out there? I don't even wanna look their direction, let alone talk to them and try to make them smile without them pulling out a gun and killing me dead right then and there that second they would pull out that gun... (Ok, I'm done)

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with a great sense of humor. Preferably women. Not sluts either.Zooey Deschanel (I'd die happy if I had the chance to shake her hand), Bryce Dallas Howard, Dule' Hill, James Roday, Micheal Ian Black, Micheal Showalter, Paul Rudd, and Bradley Cooper.

My Blog

Why I'm the Biggest Steelers Fan!

     Steelers mcfarlane figures, pennants, cereal boxes, bobble heads, jerseys, autographed mini helmets, and tons of football cards... Those are things you can find at a Steelers Sideline store insid...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:01:00 GMT

Survey for Generations

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?the killer from Scream... that way i can play Drew Barrymore2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?no, i aint getting paid... i ste...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:12:00 GMT

Dirty Slogans

-Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your jizz. -Reach out and touch testis. -Make room for the testis. -Wow! I could have had a ball sack. -It's the ball sack you can see. -The ball sack is mighti...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:00:00 GMT

Billy's 22 Questions about his number 2 (aka - me)

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 2nd person in your top friends.1) Their Name?alan wayne winkler2) Are they in a relationship?He wants to hit this..baaaaad3) Where did ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:41:00 GMT

The Man in the Yellow Hat

The Man in the Yellow Hat (This is what my boredom leads to)   Hoe at the waste site? But yet who really knows but the monkee's&hey hey we're the monkees's, people say we monkey around&and so on...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:45:00 GMT