A.Q.A

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC..
MA'M = Mountainous Audiophile from Munich
(plus Telluride, Palm Springs, Squaw Valley, Boulder, Houston)
Yahoo Messenger: AQA919
Things I like:
I like squeezin or slappin a nice butt and a lady's reaction to it. I like random late night mischief and fun, preferably of the adventurous kind. I like lazy days at the pool, listening to a kick ass DJ set, or getting a killer workout in. Oh, and anything involving speed is usually fun, and anything to do in the mountains, winter or summer. However, one thing I don't like: man-made heights. Scare the shit of out of me.. I'm like a dog that way, don't like anything that involves me being far away from mother Earth, tall buildings, airplanes, rollercoasters, bungee jumping, no thank you. Too much in touch with my instincts there, not numbed enough by modern life I suppose. But back to the modern stuff, I love music, and have been collecting mainly live DJ sets mostly from Europe for many years, have thousands of hours worth of damn nice mixes, most of them several hours long. My favorite kind is the more loungy type stuff, but I like the faster stuff too, each has its time and place, as do so many things in life. Best of most worlds would have to be the mantra I try to follow.
Things I dont' like:
I am not impressed with big pickup trucks (get a bigger dick?). Matter of fact and better yet, I flippin hate them and the usual assclowns that drive them. Now, that said, I'm not exactly a treehugger either, as I believe we have long passed the point of saving everyone's butt. I actually spent some time researching this during my studies of International Affairs. I try to keep up with GLOBAL news on a daily basis.. Do people know/care how big the constantly growing US trade deficit is with China? Which of all countries receives by far the most US foreign aid, and why?? Anyway, along with my European background, all this definitely makes for an often critical disposition of mine to things that our culture or society tends to view as "normal". Luckily I also have a big heart and a hearty sense of humor, and have been known to forgive even the biggest jerks for being just that, including myself.
Back to the road.. I speed for safety, as I simply feel I am the safest being the fastest, something I learned while skiing, where you don't have a rearview mirror. I also often run stop signs, as I believe 80% of them are for retards. Also, I've been known to honk at people just for being lardasses. I'm really a nice guy though, I will honk and then wave too. I'm not one of those dipshits that thinks they have a god-given right to be on the road and enforce their right of way. Just get out of my way. If you're one of them pedestrian folks, that don't mean you always got the right of way either, I don't care what the rules say. Unless you're a geezer or a hot chick, no problem. Come to think of it, I'd say this country needs more traffic-stopping geezers and hot chicks, both with bigger balls! Geezers with bigger balls to teach some of them young punks I see out there some damn respect. And more hot chicks with bigger balls to put those pickup truck driving assholes in their place. Maybe more hot chicks driving big trucks, now THAT I could possibly agree on.
If you're from Texas, then I know you need a truck so you can wear your Sombrero while driving, and haul some cows or your girlfriend around, that's cool. I really like Southerners though, seriously, at least they are polite, respectful and friendly. Other things I think we need are less mainstream anything, better food, better music (I about had it with mainstream hip hip, gonna start pimpslappin fools Superfly style), better education, and a stronger alternative scene and with more appreciation for the arts and independent ventures. Cheers.
Bottom line, much love and respect for anyone out there with a big heart, and who genuinely cares and tries to make a difference on the smaller and larger scales that matter in today's world. = )