Joe

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Fleetwood Mac, Regina Spektor, The Fray, Incubus, Nirvana, Michael Jackson, Aerosmith, Lucinda Williams, Stevie Nicks, Marilyn Manson, Trina, The Cars, Dire Straits, Boston, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Timbaland, Pearl Jam, Maroon 5, Lily Allen, Terra Namoi, Sara Bareilles, Spin Doctors, Heart, Radiohead, Grateful Dead, Prince, Gin Blossoms, Prodigy, Blondie, Lil Kim, No Doubt and Gwen Stefani (before she started sucking), Missy Elliot, Aaliyah, Eve 6, Soundgarden, Tom Petty, Foo Fighters, Freezepop, Republica, Goo Goo Dolls, Bonnie Rait, Cyndi Lauper, Paula Abdul, Garbage, The Minogue Sisters, Courtney Love/Hole , Madonna, My Chemical Romance, Eve, Corrine Bailey Rae, Sho-T, Silvertear, Kelly Clarkson, Green Day, Gretchen Wilson, Metric, Alanis Morissette, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, STP, Silverchair, Fall Out Boy, Ozzy Osbourne, Aphex Twin, Scissor Sisters, Def Leopard, Led Zeppelin, Fiona Apple, Bjork, ZZ Top, KISS, Pink Floyd, BT, KT Tunstell, The Sounds, Tori Amos, The Dresden Dolls, most Techno, and pretty much everything from the 80's. I'll insert some obscure band here later that no one has ever heard of so i can seem like a deep individual and cooler than you.

Movies:

200 Cigarettes, Gummo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie, Idiocracy, X-Men 1-3, Pan's Labyrinth, FF Advent Children, All 4 National Lampoon Vacation movies, 300, Star Wars, Anything Quentin Tarantino puts out (Pulp Fiction, Jacky Brown, Kill Bill 1 and 2), Citizen Ruth, The Goonies, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, some of John Waters' films (most of them are too macabre for me, and i'm one morbid fuck), old 80/90 sci-fi movies (Short Circuit, Batteries Not Included, Tron, etc.), Foreign films (House of the Flying Daggar, Amelie, Y Tu Mama Tambien, etc.), Tank Girl...pretty much anything Comedy, Action, or Sci-Fi...

Television:

Ab Fab, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, 3rd Rock, Roseanne, Futurama, American Idol, Reno 911, All of the Star Trek's, Six Feet Under, Mad TV, SNL (the new cast sucks though), Conan, Colbert Report, Mama's Family, The Golden Girls, Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, The Daily Show, G4TV, and Family Guy

Books:

My favorite authors are Anthony Bourdain, The Bronte Sisters, Charles Dickenson, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawkings, David Levithan, Mary Zeiss, Lynn Abbey, and Troy Denning. I love old British novels, modern Fantasy novels, and books on American social and economic subcultures too.

Heroes:

Ann Coulter and Shirley Phelps-Roper. Those bitches are bat-shit crazy.