chris profile picture

chris

I walk with a limp, the ladies pimp, the women fight for my delight

About Me

myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.Chris Boynton - Man, Myth, LegendI never let my fame and wealth change me, so still residing in Leith, cos the hoods all good byaatch! My passion in life is travelling the world having mad adventures, its what keeps me goin when I am ready to jack in my 9 - 5 of big pimpin in Great Junction Street. I like... the ocean, fellow free spirits, travelling the world having mad adventures, people that dont take life too seriously, fruit salads, scuba diving, drawing & being creative, good tunes, rippin the piss out of mates,stoned tv, getting lost at night in strange cities,laughing at stupid shit,converse allstars, Richard Pryor, coke not pepsi, spaced out nights with friends. I dislike... whiny bitches (male or female), tv commercials, people who think that money/status actually matter as they have no soul! I am currently saving for another round the world extraveganza, probably the Carribean this time to be a scuba instructor.SHABBA!

My Interests

gettin the most out of however long I have left!

I'd like to meet:



Animations provided by MySpaceAnimations.com

Music:

"thats babymaking music, thats what that is!"I am open to all types of music but mainly listen to freestyle, old school hip-hop. Funk/breakbeats, Reggae, DJ mix's and ambient/acoustic tunes. I am even listening to some Indie/Rock now which is a huge thing for me as i used to think all indie was utter bollocks

Heroes:

Diego Maradonna, Laird Hamilton, Tanya Freeman & Charlie Murphy!Rick James-Dave Chapelle

Add to My Profile | More Videos

My Blog

favourite quote

' Its never to late to be what you might have been' George Elliot...
Posted by chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

How to keep yer man

Women want to keep your man happy? Want to keep him from cheating or leaving you? Well here are a few simple things to do to keep him around.1. Oral sex - if you don't go down on your man, you are def...
Posted by chris on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

new phrases

TESTICULATING.  Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMO...
Posted by chris on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST