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Kev

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

About Me

I work LP
I am getting MARRIED October 18th. (2008) I graduated high school from Madison, and started taking classes at Lakeland. My major is criminal justice law enforcement. I Would like to thank my mom for helping me with school for the past two years, your really great mom. I am also currently enroled in the Tri-C police Academy, and that lasts 35 weeks, mon-thurs 6pm-10pm and Saturdays 8am-6pm

My Interests

bikecycles, Friends, video games mainly halo, Hl2 and counter strike. i'm interested in military past and present. Recently I have become more and more interested in firearms. and other stuff

I'd like to meet:

well one of the reasons for myspace is to meet people. so i'll give ya a shot.
Dr. Cox, even though he is a character.
"Relationships don't work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I'm telling you right now, through all this stuff I have not become a cynic. I haven't. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y'know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don't care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something."

Music:

NIN KMFDM, social D, Blues traveler, Glass harp, Big Bad voodoo daddy, fuel, Lucia (shes with KMFDM), rage against the machine, distillers, flogging molly, Dropkick Murphys, Hendrix, bouncing souls, sublime, eminem, a lot of oldies, goldfinger, and shit. Some disturbed and system of a down"You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic" is a sweet title to an album

Television:

family guy, futurama, and history channel thats it

Heroes:


ODMP

My Blog

Got ten minutes? Check out the fun fart facts

I found this on Yahoo! Answers and thought it was funny. I ripped it off of Question Queen (gotta give props to the person who I stole it from)bytheway, I farted three times while reading this.....wai...
Posted by Kev on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

what the fuck, your not artsy

I am really sick and tired of seeing award angle, mirror shot self portrait pictures. YOUR NOT FUCKING ARTISTIC. Get someone else to take your pictures for you. Unless your so Emo/artistic/scene/or wh...
Posted by Kev on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:38:00 PST

engaged

I got engaged.  to Jessi. more to come
Posted by Kev on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:18:00 PST

got my Glock

I got my new Glock 22 .40 S&W today. It is pretty badass. I got a couple of 15 round mags for it also. I have decided it needs a name though, so if anyone has any ideas, lemmie know. ...
Posted by Kev on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

the best day ever

i will write about it tommorow. i need to sleep. AWESOME
Posted by Kev on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

ripoff, elevator joke

things to do in a elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap themon the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,an...
Posted by Kev on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

play this game

gameplay this game its bin laden killing goodness!
Posted by Kev on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you...
Posted by Kev on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

i got served!... with a subpeona

yeah.  my first court appearence for a shoplifter.  the dumb bitch is on tape.  its a cheap-ass bracelet and shes holding her ground that she didnt steal.  gonna be fun...
Posted by Kev on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

got an app today.

I got my first app today, a 18 yr old female. she got some fashion jewelry, and was arrested. That..s all I am gonna say for now. it was sweet. call me or fire off an e-mail if you wanna know anything...
Posted by Kev on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST