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MJ

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Not much to tell. I'm hardworking, loyal, trustworthy, honest, a romantic, a simple man, a quiet man, a cowboy. I'm a mechanic but I hate working on cars. Set the toe and go Baby! I don't speak alot unless I really have something to say. But, I don't always speak my mind and hold it in. I like what I like and hate what I hate. I'm up for anything at least once. Love the cold. Hate hot weather. I turn my pillows over to the cold side. I sleep with a fan on even during winter. Prefer cats over dogs. I Like Kitty! Long Hair Kitty, Short Hair Kitty, and Bald Kitty. What kind of Kitty you got?
I can cook and BBQ. I know how to use a dishwasher, and clothes washer and dryer. Have no idea how to tie a tie. I can't dance because I suffer from WMS (White Man Syndrome). Line Dancing is a Spectator Sport. Prefer Brunettes over Blondes. Love long hair, Belly Button Rings and nice trimmed landing strips.
I drive a big truck. And no the myth about driving big trucks isn't true. Any rim on a car over 16" is a waste. Trucks are ment to be lifted not lowered. Friends don't let friends drive rice rockets. German Engineering sucks. Love sports. Even Fishing and Golfing. Though I hated them as a kid. Somehow I think it's in a man's geans to like golf and fishing as they get older. Have season tickets to The San Jose Sharks and Sabercats. Love The San Francisco Giants and 49ers even though they suck. I'm CPR, EMT and ASE certified. Hanging out with good friends is a must.
Love my Red Meat bloody and BBQ. Fettuchine Alferdo with chicken is the best. Love my burgers with American cheese, BBQ sauce, Ketchup, bacon, pastrami, pineapple, pickles, and chili. Love my hot dogs with ketchup, mustard, Tapatio, diced onions, chili, cheese sauce and sour cream. Gotta have mustard on all my pretzels, not just the big soft pretzels from the Ballpark. I don't eat tomatoes yet I love ketchup and marinara. I like corn, peas, carrots, and lettuce but not many other vegetables. Don't like crutons on my salad. I like pickles but not cucumbers. I eat french fries, mashed potatoes, and scalopped potatoes but not baked. I won't eat fish yet I love New England Clam Chowder. I won't eat Chinese food. But, I like Mongolian Beef, rice, and fortune cookies. Coke and Pepsi is the same to me. Taco Bell is like Crack. My favorite pizza is Round Table All Meat Marvel plus pineapple. You get what you pay for. Little Caesers is $5, but sucks. At restaurants I stack the used dishes at the end of the table. One of my OCD's.
Love alcohol. Strawberry Margaritas, Tanqeray and Tonic, and Budweiser are my favorites. Can't stand strait tequila. Never do a Chilly Willy Shot (snort cold vodka). Sex is the best thing on earth. Kissing, caressing, baths, showers, hot tubs, massages, whipped cream, whips, hand cuffs, sex dice, naked twister. You gotta lick it before you stick it. Eating at The Y is a must. But no dental dams. It's like trying to lick the meat through the package. No condoms for BJ's. You know the difference between Like and Love? Spit or Swallow. Cowgirl is the best position. But, I'm so Ticklish in this position. Love to cuddle.
I hate stupid people. Some people are just a waste. People who can't drive. California driver's don't know how to merge. It's a yield not a stop. Keep your fucking ass moving and merge. They also can't drive in the rain. I think we should pull out of the Middle East and just Nuke 'em. I am registered Republican. But have voted Democrat. I hate Tree hugging hippies. They should just cut down the trees in Berkeley and Santa Cruz with the tree sitters in them. I believe in the Death Penalty but not Death Row. You get The Death Penalty, the sentence should be carried out within a month. No living on Death Row and wasting my Tax dollars and taking up space in overcrowded prisons for 30 years. Where most likely you will die of old age or disease before you get the chair or lethal injection.
I don't get women. Never will. I'm a good guy. A good boyfriend. I treat them like they should be treated. Open doors and buy flowers. But, I don't pay attention to the number or the color since they mean different things. Red is love, yellow is friends, orange is excitement, but if you put orange and yellow together its I want to bang you in the produce isle of the supermarket. 1 is I still love you, 12, 13, and 25 mean something too but I forget. It's too fucking confusing. I buy flowere because I like you and these looked the best too me. I Pay for everything. The woman should never pay. A man should never hit a woman. Unless it's spanking during sex. Why do women go back to their ex's that beat them and treat them bad?
I'm an Open Book. If you want to know something, ask me.
for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? Chevy
diesel or gas? Diesel
bulls or broncs? Bulls
wrangler or cinch? Wrangler
lace up or pull on boots? Both
Justin or H&H? Justin
tail gating or line dancing? Tail Gating
george strait or chis ledoux? Both
mossy oak or real tree camo? Real tree
bud or coors? Bud
cope or skoal? Cope
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? Both
men belong in the... driver seat
women belong in the... passenger seat
beef or pork? Beef
hunting or fishing? Both
drugs or jesus? Jesus
stetson or resistol? Stetson
bed of your truck or a motel? Both
texas or colorado? Both
ropin or wrestling? Wrestling
tatoos or scars? Scars
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? Both
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew John
Birthday: 1/14/77
Birthplace: Mountain View
Current Location: Sunnyvale
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: RH
Your Heritage: Czech / Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Justin work boots
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Horror movies
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Linguica, sausage, ham, pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find someone
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't have IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Don't want to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Skipper
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Can't sing
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Probably
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Hot tubbing
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Many times
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I know of
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was younger
How do you want to Die: 105 underneath a hot 18 year old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5ft 10in
Weight: 120-160
Best Clothing Style: Tight
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, mistake
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: Left ear
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, yesterday don't matter if it's gone.
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civil war reenacting
your 1st event Casa de Fruta, March 1994
unit you portray 2nd South Carolina Volunteer Infantry Company I
do you have a 1st person No
are you full hardcore or farby(this means do you carry anarchorisms or not) Somewhere in the middle
what skinners (sutlers) do you get your kit from Many
what side do you portray Confederate
best moment at an event The night at the Angel Island Event when we went up to The Battery Installation above Camp Reynolds and saw the SF Skyline.
worst moment at an event When I got drunk at Fortuna and peed off the top of the Watch Tower with Sandy. And teaching Boyscouts at Casa de Fruta how to kill and cook a live chicken with Steve drunk. Steve was like this how you chop the head off and I was 2 feet away puking.
what type of tent do you use A Tent
do you take hits Yes
if so what was the best hit you took Took a hit on a hill and rolled down to the bottom
do you use a cooler for food, or use hardtack and salt pork in your haversack Cooler
does weather determine whether you go out to an event or not No
ever done an event in rain Yes
ever done an event in snow No
what type of weapon do you use Enfield and Mississippi rifles
ever done just a living history Yes
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1. How old are you? Over 30
2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? 10-15
6. What is your pubic hair style? Totally shaved off
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? Boxer Briefs
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 7 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Girl on top
15. Are you circumcised? Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest? Intercourse
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Yes, I actually have
20. When did you lose your virginity? Over 18 years old
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people going places, people that don't flake, like to have fun, that are funny, who don't use me, don't hate, that are sincere, and Ms. Right.

Music:

Music is Music. There is only what you like and don't like. Everyone has different tastes.Toby Rand

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Movies:

Pretty much anything except Horror. Anything with Racquel Darrian, Chasey Lain and Lisa Ann

Television:

The Amazing Race, Survivor, Lost, Stargate Atlantis, Dancing with The Stars, Rachael Ray, Hell's Kitchen

Books:

The Odyssey, Shakespeare, Rachael Ray Cookbooks

Heroes:

My parents, Firefighters, Peter North, The Armed Forces, and General Lee

My Blog

Unsung Heroes of the Blaze

I copied this off of a picture on the wall of South Santa Clara County Fire Department Station 3 (Treehaven) while I was doing my Internship there in 1998. UNSUNG HEROES OF THE BLAZE The evening calm ...
Posted by MJ on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

I want to be 6 again

To Whom It May Concern:I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and thi...
Posted by MJ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:25:00 PST

2007-2008 American Civil War Associaion (ACWA) event schedule

ACWA 2008 event schedule2/29-3/2/08        ; Mooney Grove, Visalia, CA3/28-30/08         Knight's Ferry, Oakdale, CA4/25-27/08&...
Posted by MJ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST