Ian

YOU KNOW YOU ARE
ADDICTED TO STAR WARS WHEN...
WhenYou can recite *all* the dialogue
from the trilogy. You watch the entire
trilogy at least once a month.

You wonder why the SW theme never
makes it into those "clasical collections."

Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or
two-way radio, the first thing you say is
"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"

Whenever you went anywhere outside
with your friends, you always walked
single file, to hide your numbers.

You've written several letters to the
President recommending that he
dissolve the council, put power in
the hands of the regional governors,
and let fear keep the local systems in line

When trying unsuccessfully to snare
that last Cheerio floating in your cereal
bowl, you remarked, "the Force is
strong with this one."

You've been pulled over by a policeman,
and when asked to see your driver's
license you replied, "You don't need
to see my identification." And when
he asks about your two friends in the
back "They're for sale, if you want them."

You have held up an onion ring and
said, "Look sir...droids!"

You've referred to Wedge Antilles
or Boba Fett as "The Man."

You have ever thought the world
would be a better place if it were
like the Rebel Alliance/New Republic.

You now want to become an astronaut
to see if there really is a Lando system.

Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in
your dreams and give you advice about
tough situations you're dealing with.

Yoda's little sayings have had a profound
impact on your life, and you abide by them
religiously.

You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars.

Instead of saving for college, you save
up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy.

Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you
proclaim is an Imperial.

When you are ticked off at somebody, you send
bounty hunters all over the place to find them
and then you encase him in carbonite for a new
wall decoration.

When your alarm clock goes off in the morning,
your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"

When riding your bike, you look behind you
and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the
petal with your right toe.

You've kept the "good" action figures stored
separately from the "bad" ones.

As a child, whenever you had broken something,
your response was always, "It must've had a
self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."

You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel
without a handgun and a large stick.

When you waited for a friend to catch up with
you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a
permanent resident.

You've ever found yourself in a chat room,
training Jedi.

You've ever told your younger brother at
the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke."

You've ever roped off your Star Wars
Action Figure collection, claiming it to be
an independent nation.

You actually get these jokes and pass them
on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars