Ben

Ben Kastin was born 6 months premature during the baby boom of '86. So unexpected was his birth that his mother, in the process of her morning ablutions, accidentally flushed down the toilet, Much to her dismay. The sewer acted as an incubator for his 3 month old feotus body, consequently he is to a small extent regarded as being raised by the whole community. After reaching his full term of foetal development the underground refuse river became his stomping ground where he was very happy, until 1991 when he was rescued by a lost fisherman. After 15 years of bumbling around he is back where he started: his mother's womb. He lives there happily with his dog. Ben now holds an open placenta night every thursday, as well as writing author biographies for reclusive American novelists who do not include them in their work.