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I could care less

I Live in my own little world, but it's ok... they know me there

About Me


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Hi folks,
My name is Bud, I am a 41 year old male from Louisiana. I am in a wheelchair due to an auto accident 19 years ago. I am paralyzed from the chest down with limited hand strength and movement. I also have plenty of feeling in my body, I just can not tell the difference between hot or cold, and if you stick me with a pin it feels dull. I drive hot shot. which means I drive people back and forth to work for an offshore catering company. I am like a private taxi. I am also on 24 hour call. I am 5' 10" laying down, 4' in my chair. black hair with a tail, brown eyes, toothless, (well I do have dentures). I am not rich but not poor either I make ends meet. Anything else you need or want to know just ask.....
If you want to chat, Contact me at PaddedCeii on yahoo
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Even if the voices are not real
They have pretty good ideas

I'd like to meet:

• YOU KNOW YOUR FROM LOUISIANA…WHEN…
1. You can properly pronounce Lecompte, Lafayette , Ponchatoula, Natchitoches, Opelousas, Shongaloo, Tangipahoa, Pontchartrain, Avoyelles, Times Picayune, Lafourche, Ouachita, and Atchafalaya, and you know that New Orleans doesn't have a long "E" sound anywhere in it.
2. You think other people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. Newspapers make the best table cloths when setting the table for a Crawfish Boil.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor or a sugar cane truck on the highway.
5. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" all on the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You've seen people wear bib overalls or LSU shirts at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes, not miles.
11. Little Smokies and anything on a Ritz Cracker are something you serve only on special occasions.
12. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
13. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit to wear each day.
14. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
15. People you know have used an LSU or Saint's football schedule to plan their wedding date.
16. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
17. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
18. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, pickled pig's feet, and bait all in the same store.
19. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it or 8 foot pilings.
20. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
21. You know everything goes better with 'Tabasco'.
22. You learned how to shoot a gun, bait a hook before you learned how to multiply.
23. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to you friends before "makin" groceries, or "goin by your Mama's.
24. Red beans and Rice are ALWAYS served on Mondays.
25. Po-Boys have nothing to do with one's economic status.
26. Katrina and Rita are no longer acceptable names for new born baby girls.
27. AND THE "F" WORD is now pronounced FEMA.
Finally, you are a 100% Louisianan if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Diet."

• Difference between regular friends and Louisiana Friends...
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk as hell and taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Dam...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste.
That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
LOUISIANA Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit bout you.
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICK ASS LOUISIANA friends

Music:

Classic Rock, and just about anything else I'll listen too..

Television:

Mostly auto sports, and wrestling. Not much of anything else.

Books:

HHMMM I'm not sure I know how to read....

Heroes:

All Disabled people who don't let their disability stop them. And All our Soldiers.