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King Jon

You are the ballad of my youth, you were so badly written...

About Me

Currently doing an MSc, working towards my PhD the last few years have certainly taught me a lot about myself and my supposed friends. From the original and awe inspiring "KnightsofDoom" to the moment of clarity, lying under the falling snow in St Isaac's square, this is the result.To be nothing more than a gimmick, a failure or even just average is unthinkable. Many, many faces have come and gone. Needless to say they "go" when I move on. It saddens me to think of the empty faces, their broken souls.New starts are getting old, so this will be the last one. The days are numbered. It's time to sit back, raise a glass to absent friends and enjoy our future.The last six months in particular have been hard work as they've been dedicated to getting my new band up and running. We are delighted to announce that the hard work has paid off, as our debut demo is now available at www.myspace.com/paperfew. There are a couple of shows in the pipeline too...Listen. Love. Add.And if anyone wants to offer me a job relating to policy-making or something like that for good money I'd very much appreciate it.Peace.
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Name: Jon
Birthday: Once a year
Birthplace: Womb
Current Location: Chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: High
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Indeed
The Shoes You Wore Today: Suede slip-ons
Your Weakness: None
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and tomato
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile/eyes
Your Most Missed Memory: Krakow '88
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Chocolate or Vanilla: Pestachio
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Rarely
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Thrice
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Too good for that
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sitting out under them, watching the world..
Do you play an Instrument: Several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Me??
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: Nope not strong enough
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'11
Weight: Regular
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. The past won't solve tomorrow.
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My Interests

Russia. Music. Writing. Friends (few). Sports.

I'd like to meet:

The gatekeeper. It´s time to see what all the fuss is about.

Music:

AFI. Angels & Airwaves. Alexisonfire. Alkaline Trio. All American Rejects. Brand New. Bloc Party. Box Car Racer. BB King. Blue October. Blur. Chevelle. Deftones. Dinosaur Jnr. Eagles. Foo Fighters. Fightstar. Finch. Guns N Roses. Green Day. Idlewild. Interpol. Jimmy Eat World. JontheScientist. Korn. Kooks. Killers. Lacuna Coil. Limp Bizkit. Logan. Manic Street Preachers. Muse. Neil Finn. Nirvana. Nine Inch Nails. Ocean Colour Scene. PAPER FEW. Queens of the Stone Age. Radiohead. Rage Against The Machine. Rammstein. Salivia. Slipknot. Stone Sour. Tricks are for Kids. Umaturman (russian) Velvet Revolver. White Stripes.br /

Movies:

Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. The Dead Poet Society.The Departed. The Shawshank Redemption. The Green Mile. Forrest Gump. The Road to Perdition. The Cranes are Flying. Brat. Brat 2. Pulp Fiction. Spy Game. King of the Castle. Heat. The Godfather. Saw I & Saw II. The Cranes are Flying. Little Vera.

Television:

Bo' in the USA. Have I Got News For You. Mock the Week. MTV2. Neighbours. Newsnight. Scuzz. Soccer AM. Spooks. This Week. Top Gear. Vincent.

Books:

Anna Karenina. A Perfect Spy. Archangel. Evgenii Onegin. John Simpson - The Wars Against Saddam. The Bear and the Dragon. The Rise of Political Lying. The Shield Of Achilles.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.However...Bill Bailey - "Argos...with the laminated book of dreams...to catch the tears of joy." Billy Connolly - "If you want a woman to keep a secret whisper it up her arse..." Dara O' Briain - "That would be like a woman giving up her job only for the kids to turn out shite." Timothy Hughbert Johnstone - "Mobile phones, by their very nature, are an intrusion." ICP - "Aye it (halloween) was good. I took a pirate back to the flat..."

My Blog

"Heckle"

Awaiting the arrival of Yvonne and co @ partick station, (5,8), myself and some lovely ladies were standing just under the awning of the entrance...you know? The drizzle guard. Mr. T. Ramp staggers in...
Posted by King Jon on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST

"Thunderstruck...(twice)"

Lightning never (usually) strikes twice. But when it does, it puts things in perspective. Who'd have thought that "Evil," "Rebellion" and " Mistake Pageant" would feature on the soundtrack of the most...
Posted by King Jon on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST

"Pet Hates"

Sorry in advance to anyone expecting cruelty to animals...the title refers to an often cited cliche alluding to little occurences that annoy the hell out of me and not, in fact, beating guinea pigs ov...
Posted by King Jon on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST

"Round Two"

No wonder all students are alcoholics. (Yes, that is a shocking generalisation but I am delighted to inform you that 1) I don't care and 2) If you say it is indeed a gross untruth you are probably one...
Posted by King Jon on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

"Medicine for the Soul"

Ok, so it took a while to warm up. But to have the PA looming overhead once again, the Axe in hand and the talent around....it answered a lot of questions. The new material is just something else com...
Posted by King Jon on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

"End Games"

When the time comes to move on, it's never easy. Sometimes unannounced, sometimes with fanfare. The shadows will always be there. But the games themselves? I'm off to find some dice...the final throw...
Posted by King Jon on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

"To Be Loved..."

  To be caught off guard, To never know why, To be drawn together in the frosty air, To spend the waking hours with someone you love, Just.... To be loved... Is enough....
Posted by King Jon on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:23:00 PST

"Odds and Ends"

"Aye? So how was the party?" Jon-himself "Boring as ye' like. But hey, there were a good few bits and pieces there by the way." The rainbow man Is that the most obscure wording for "a few hotties" eve...
Posted by King Jon on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

"Blind Bashing"

The wee blind man that has been playing the keyboard outside of Marks & Sparks since nineteen canteen was the subject of "Blind Bashing" at the hands of me and C the other day. Well, we didn't clu...
Posted by King Jon on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:07:00 PST

"Carol Singing, Pizza Rattling and Mrs T. Ramp..."

So...a day out in town throws up so many opportunities. And I don't mean as in boaks...simply...that it makes for a hilarious day out. Every year the schools send out their ugly pupils to harass the a...
Posted by King Jon on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST