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Splatterpunk

Hopefully I'm not remembered by those who dont like me.

About Me

Yo so un vato que vive aqui... yup yup, i dont like this about me thing no more fuck it. oi y estoy enamorado con una persona bien bonita de afuera y de adentro y la amo mucho. yes i love her very much. now quit reading, its not like you'll get to know me by reading this...
How to make a lolo
Ingredients:
1 part thougtful
2 parts asshole
4 parts insanity
2 parts balls
3 parts loveness
5 parts freindship
some sadness but all love...cept when tired of everything
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Mix with some maryjane and pron, then toss in some psychodelic funkadelic dub trippy cool ass deep mutha truckin music then enjoy by: drinking it with some tequila!
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Personality cocktail
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Which Sublime song are you?
April 26, 1992
You're an anarchist with a comfortable living room-thanks to your new furniture. And liquor. And guitar. Riots on the streets of YT!

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My Interests

Music, Movies, Books, Quantum Physics, friends, planets, gravity, randomness, life, death, homicide, poems, suicide, trees (greedy punks),bums, bum fights!!! yes yes yes, gypsys, cows, bunnies, brotherly killings,dumb people (make me laugh), play dough, legos, waffles, ice cream (rocky road), smoke, guitar, guns, telephones, soulful people, punch, the smell of teen spirit :), summer time, i'd like to go to jail/psycho ward one day...you know as a person who's supose to go not just cause i wanna go, rainbows, the smell of wet dirt and concrete, water, palm trees, naked human bodies, graffiti, gas masks fungus (the word), -9, colors, people, freedom, thoughts, minds, unique, light, daight (day and night put togehter), Flying, those memories.and other stuff...lots of other stuff...maybe you might reminde me if i like it or not.Recipe for making a White Russian: 2 parts vodka, 1 part coffee liqueur (such as Kailua) and 1 part cream. Served with ice in a high-ball glass

-great quotes-

I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight."You know, the jungle creed, say the strongest feed, on any prey it can, and I was branded beast, at every feast, before I ever became a man." "If reality is dependent on what each person perceives it to be,Then reality as a collective does not exists." You think your words caught hold of me and made me bow so low..... Truthfully it was my own heart that tore apart my soul.

I'd like to meet:

My self... a rock legend (future or past), You?... and god ( with out dying) and this is how it would be if I met god:me: *walks into a bar*
god: wusup muh nigga!
me: woh, you scared me there...wusup *slaps hands with the big G*
god: nutin much, you?
me: psssh ups and downs, strikes and gutters
god: oh ya I made those happen.
me: Oh shoot,even the incident-
god: yes even that.
me: well I forgive you
god: as do I, five billion times.
me: yup.........
god: how bout a beer
me: psssh I tought that was a sin?
god: naw man, you drink it in church don't you
me: oh ya, man your smart
god: wisdom muh child, wisdom
me: yup... * drink beer*
god: * drink beer* so how bout a blunt
me: oh shoot! aight god, aigt *takes a hit* that ish is good man, that ish is good!
god: only found in heaven.
me: psssh I thought you was gonna me all uptight but you ain't. You aigth god, you aight.
god: corse I is...Don't judge a book bye it's cover and don't judge a man by the book.
me: aight I gots to go, seya G
god: aight lates
*both slap hands and walk away*
bar tender: hey who's gonna pay the tab? Mutha fu- *gets struck by god all mighty powers*
god: no one calls me a bad name! *sticks a cigar in his mouth and walks away*
the moral of the story is: god is an aight person, but if you mess with him,...I feel sorry for ya. OH and I'd like to meet new people too....NOw I'm done....psssh.
Hey! It's that beaner who lives in Irvine! may explode without warning...or will he?
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You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but
somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck
finding it.

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Music:

I like all kinds of music, and my favorite music people are cypress hill, pharoahe monch, Funkdoobiest, O.D.B, wutang clan, paquita, sex pistols, cheap sex, paquita la del barrio, ac/dc, rage against the machine, sublime, nirvana, the doors, sonic youth, soda and his million piece band, the melvins, creedance, the strokes, The Pillows, The Ramones,The sonics, korn, pantera, the casualties, godsmack, prong, shortbus, us funk team, propagandhi, psycho realm, gorillaz, del the funky homosapian, bob marley and the wailers, george clinton and parlament funkadelic, rhcp, long beach dub all stars, bargain music, steal pulse, inner circle, future pigeon, and more.

Movies:

I like space ball (it was funny cuz it made fun of star wars), rolling kansas, all of the cheech and chong moveis, scar face, cast away (cuz it was sad when willson left him in the boat),Grizzly Man, Ghost World You me and everyone we know, Four corners of nowhere, cashback, Everything Is Illumintated, Lucai Lucai, Amelie, The Big White, Trees Lounge, Reconstruction, this is not a film, Freeway, Kong Pow (haha bad dubing) In Search For Fidel (cuz I talked about che), Motercycle Diaries, Y tu mama tambien, amores peros, Science of Sleep, Stranger than fiction, Pizza, Half Nelson, crash, Quiting, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, clerks, clerks 2, noi the albino, natural born killers, A scanner darkly, falling down, american history x, romper stomper, Buffalo '66, the cable guy, the mask, a monetar gift,the matrix (uno was da best),Life Aquatic, the one with a guy who has glasses and sees the truth, what the bleep do we know?, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Narc, Pieces of April, Slacker, Thumbsucker, lost in translation, capote, mind the gap, All godfather movies, Good Fellas, vanilla sky, ice harvest, Jay And Silent Bob strike back, Mallrats, Dogma, The Big Lebowski, Godzilla, Fight Club Melvin goes to dinner, and much moremovie i hatebroke back mountain, it was gay (no pun inteneded) and stupid, I know its "original" with the gay cowboy thing but it was just like every other love movie turned gay, yowmin? eh it was boring too...

Television:

trigger happy tv, crank yankers, mad tv, the boys in the hall, the simpsons, family guy, futurama, married with children, south park, and that 70 show, N The Way Of The Ninja

Books:

a dood dey are pretty interesting the good ones...thier are lots of good ones...but yeah...they be cool...yo...Being Dead, dreams of the centaur, naked lunch, uncle toms cabin, first confession, catcher in the rye, bless me ultima, the things they carried, The Communist Manifesto, Keep the Aspidistra Flying, You dont know me, fear and loathing, the pigman, CHOKE, DAIRY, FIGHT CLUB, the stranger, the metamorphasis, L.A. Rex, Down and Out in paris and london, Burmese Days, animal farm, 1984, On the road, perks of being a wallflower (but FUCK MTV even though they published it, just heard of this book cause of his movie) the holy bible (for showing me the bs), nausea, the big sur, the void, the dharma bums, survivor, rashomon,
books i hate: lord of the flies

Heroes:

every one who has influenced my life some how....I think...

My Blog

plants dont make a sound

Hey, man.I'm a blade of grassBlade: so dangerous; but the worst I can doIs pop your balloon.My name is matLike, door matI'm stepped on and unnoticedNot even when I greet peopleWith love and care"he-he...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

I wish I had a poem

I wish I had a poem to express my selfI wish I had a poem to show my hate towards youI wish I had a poem that didn't make it so obviousBut I don't have a poem, nope, none that real and trueI wish I ha...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

Beauties Of An Aftermath, And Child Trauma

Silent sorrows are merged in my brainAs the blood flows along the rainI'll kill my self before i become the worst kindI'm bad and I'll suffer in my mind Called a show, no where to go, so punished by b...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

THE TEN POINT PLAN

  The Ten Point Plan WE WANT FREEDOM. WE WANT POWER TO DETERMINE THE DESTINY OF OUR BLACK AND OPPRESSED COMMUNITIES. We believe that Black and oppressed people will not be free until we are abl...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

snapple facts

  Snapple "Real Facts"A list of all the Snapple "Real Facts" found under the bottle caps. --> Snapple Facts --> Snapple Facts #1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay ...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:31:00 PST

old and new poems put together...for your entertainment

"waters"shallow waters of bloody youthsmuddy gritty blues suede shoes rusted pipe allows the rasplet the flower grow at lastlast chance to make a good deedlast chance last chancekill the perfect breed...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:29:00 PST

meop oy

"50/50"  Liqid dreams are lots of fun so is hunting fairies with my shotgun Boucne like rubber flow like water Hear the rythm as it gets harder smelling my hair it's smells like... I don't know ...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:22:00 PST

more pieces of shit poems to add to the other pieces of shit poems.

------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- "tacos" life is good and the livin's easyunderstand what I canbreak away from the warout in a foriegn landwhen we live with p...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:28:00 PST

more stupid poems........

"Against Evil" To evil I have no fearTo evil I shed on tearTo evil I stand high and proudTo evil I shout curse words outloudI raise my fist, up in the skyI do not duck if evil lets on flyTo evil I wag...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:18:00 PST

Jack_The_Ripper's poem....

"nameless poem" light shining through the blinds wonderful memories going through my mind all those funtimes I had with friends too bad my family never understood me I wasn't who they wanted me to be...
Posted by Splatterpunk on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:03:00 PST