Hello there. My name is Free Speech, and I've got something I want to say! I am not here to bash Islam. I am not Jewish, and I am not a Christian. I have no faith. I speak on behalf of them all. I have no race, yet I fight for the rights of all. Wherever there is injustice, I will be there.
Don't get me wrong, I am no saint. I can talk shit with the best of them. I hurt peoples feelings, and I offend deeply held beliefs. I tend to cuss a lot, and people don't invite me to dinner parties. Jesus and the devil are my saviors. And Mohammad is my profit. I kick it with Buddha, and Vishnu and Shiva are my bitches. I've been called a sinner and an infidel. Yet there are those that give up their lives to protect me. Governments try to silence me, and religious leaders want me dead. But I will always survive. For I am the soul of man. And, I am here to stay! If you don't like it, why don't you tell me what you really think!
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