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Networking sites are a sign of the apocalypse!

About Me

I ask people whether they'd want to live in post-apocalyptic, Mad Max time or zombie attack time. I think I'd rather live in zombie attack time because at least then you know who your enemies are and there's still modern day amenities that we can use. What does that say about me? I don't know. But if you'd rather live in zombie attack time too then let me know because then we can get a network going so as to be more prepared when they do attack. You know what I can't wait for? The future! Here we are in 2005 and there's no nuclear holocaust, no hover cars, not even people mover walkways. I was lied to by all those movies from the 40s and 50s. Do you have a robotic servant yet? Didn't think so! AND, I still eat food. Where's my nutritionally balanced meal in a pill! Well, if I can't live in the future or in a time when zombies run rampant then I would at least like to live in a world without moustaches and sweatpants. I don't think that's so unreasonable.
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and philosphy...
though only while you're out of your skull on
booze. Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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I have recently decided to keep my profile the old-school myspace style as I was unable to determine which color scheme/crazy icon combination defined me as a person.
Someone really needs to take away my internet access when I've been drinking. Drunken emails seem like such a good idea at the time but then I have to wake up hungover and deal with the aftermath. So it goes

My Interests

trips to the pub, shows, music, reading, viewing films, stuff, vegan, animal rights

I'd like to meet:

People who like that I have tattoos that are literary references. Someone out there has to understand that I'm socially awkward around new people. I would still like to meet Grendel and Boo Radley.

Music:

Punk Rock, Country/folk, blues, The Handsome Family, Nick Cave, Rudimentary Peni, Shane Macgowan, Tom Waits, Milemarker, Bright Eyes, The Shaggs, Gorgoroth, Woody Guthrie, The Residents, Talking Heads, The Locust, Massive Attack, The Cure, The Coup, Cattle Decapitation, Portishead, Le Shok, Leonard Cohen, Calexico, Murder City Devils, Dystopia, Finntroll, Teen Cthulhu, The Black Heart Procession, 16 Horsepower, Johnny Cash, Godspeed You Black Emperor!... Is that enough? Do I pass the test?

Movies:

Dead Alive(Braindead), the LOTR trilogy, Amelie, The Elephant Man, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Evil Dead Trilogy, High Fidelity, Monty Python, The Holy Mountain, Cannibal Holocaust, Seven, Happiness, Gummo, Requiem for a dream, Station Agent, Leaving Las Vegas, Mars Attacks, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Meet the Feebles, I have to add Shaun of the Dead on here - amazing! Zombies and inbreds are my favorite horror devices.

Television:

Hard to say. I usually just watch whatever's on when I'm eating.

Books:

Lord Of the Rings, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Golden Compass trilogy, Harry Potter, Rats, Dracula, The Primal Screamer, And the Ass Saw the Angel, The Hitchhikers Guide Series, H.P. Lovecraft is my favorite author. House of Leaves is my favorite book now. I seem to gravitate towards juvenile fiction for some reason. I am currently on a big Vonnegut kick. I'm always reading at least one book, usually several though. I love to talk about books - an interest that seems to not be shared by many. So sad...

Heroes:

People who can go to school, not work and yet somehow figure out a way to buy groceries AND records.

My Blog

Update?

So I'm finally graduating college which seems like a big, life-changing event that may just be blog worthy.  I don't have any profound thoughts on it.  I am greatful to EVERYONE who has supp...
Posted by ??? on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:18:00 PST

Misc Thoughts

OK, this really has nothing to do with fashion, style or shopping but I thought that was a funny category so there we have it. --- "Intemperence.  Self-Abuse.  Gluttony.  Sloth. Th...
Posted by ??? on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:32:00 PST

OK, maybe one.

I am trying my darndest to be nicer. I don't really like thinking bad thoughts about people or even talking about them with others. Sometimes I get caught up in it though and it's hard to stop. I n...
Posted by ??? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST