Sarah

Myspace is the ultimate game of testing your ego. Its become a competition for girls and boys aged 13 - 18 to see who can add the most friends. Those with 78548393094 “friends” is the result of hard work that consists of adding everyone you’ve ever made eye contact with in your whole boring existence and by posting whore trains until dawn, every day since you created your profile.It is a new place for every “hot” chick in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselves where they only have 1/5th of their clothing on, with a quote underneath it saying, “omg I’m so fat” or “omg I’m so ugly”… If you were, you wouldn’t post them and if you do - your stupid.On the subject of barely there clothing… A day in the life of a 7th grader with a Myspace usually consists of putting on many different outfits, such as lingerie and swimmers and taking photos just to add to their profiles to look like sluts and act like whores. Parents, don’t blame Myspace for your child being a hooker, she was a whore before Myspace and she’d be a whore without it.Also with the photos… 16 year olds with “passion pop” or something else just as lame in their photos, with captions saying how drunk they are in each picture is not amazing. Its quite sad, I feel sorry for you and I wonder yet again what your parents are doing… (or AREN’T doing).I’m sick of getting one million and one bulletins after the other saying, …comment my pics and I’ll return the favour… What favour? Do you really need to bug, annoy and force people to go to your profile and reassure you that all of your “Myspace posed”, edited, air brushed, angled photos, comprising of pout, cleavage and optional peace sign, of yourself are “beautiful”, “sexy” or “stunning”? Do you constantly find comfort in knowing that “damn, u look hawt in dis foto”.Which brings me to my next hatred. BB4L, BBF, ily, gawjuz (etc…) Using these stupid abbreviations all the time. Our generation and the one after isn’t going to know how to spell accurately or how to string a proper sentence together. And constantly posting these in bulletins as head lines… I won’t even start because I know I won’t stop. Oh and does anyone really believe that if I don’t repost your stupid bulletins within 100secs or ever (for that matter) I’ll have the worst luck of my life and a faceless ghost will appear by my bed and rape me tonight? Didn’t think so…You all write “I hate fake people”… P.S MOST OF YOU ARE FAKE and MOST ARE FAKE FRIENDS You constantly bitch behind each others backs and would drop each other in a heartbeat for the next hot thing that comes along, which will then lead to your useless little “Myspace wars” and bitchy bulletins… Year 8 love is pathetic. Every week is time for a new boyfriend/girlfriend and then you say “I love you” before you even know their last name. Are you serious? Your stupid. Go play in traffic. Posting I love you after two fucking days is laughable. “Teenage love is all about finding a way to make him yours and to keep him from being hers” AND THAT IS IT ITS NOT LOVETo all you preppy kids - you know who you are… the monkey see, monkey do people. With you little cliques and your bigger is better, oversized, maybe I’ll be mistaken for a celebrity sunglasses and orange fake tans. You are the downfall of society, who are totally brainwashed by the media and 87% of these Myspace complaints I have - I have about you. Being popular on Myspace doesn’t make you famous! Maybe if you got out of your virtual world you would make something of yourself. Your not cool! You spend ALL of your time living on Myspace - A COMPUTER PROGRAM!Then we have the emo and scene crowd.Emo’s with their dark “trying to be cool” Myspace profiles… your not that much cooler - your on Myspace for crying out loud.You think your different, but I laugh because your all the same… Emo boys, with their weird girls pants and black dye in their hair, pyramid spiked belt, tight t-shirt (usually in some shade of black) and hoodie… then it is also known that they have a kind of rule that 2/5th of their faces must be covered by hair. I find myself asking - just a new trend? Wearing shirts that say EMO on them, or labelling yourself emo… Half of the people following this trend were preps last year and no doubt will be following yet another trend next year. Or until the next new phase comes along.Last of all we have the scene kids… tending to act more “glamorous”, that have big poofy hair with different colours and wearing more outlandish clothing. They do shit for shock value and again try to be different, just like all the other scene kids. Basically they are all the same people with slightly different clothes and hair.Same crappy music and obnoxious Myspace pages.Love Sarah.