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The best you'll never have

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From Go-Quiz.comFirst off. My name is Kris. I am 19. I love hanging out with my friends *as cliche as that sounds* I am what you would consider a bit of a social butterfly. I get along with others with no problem...unless you give me a reason not to. To quote Kathy Griffin " Im the kind of asshole that if your nice to me once, Im your friend for fuckin ever!" That sums it up pretty well! lol. Going out can be fun, but so can staying in and hanging out with family is also good too! I can be shy when I first meet someone but I am usualy pretty quick to get rid of that. Im random as hell and I love every bit of it! as my friend sarah would put it "only the sain question their sanity!" and its true. But I dont question mine. Does that make me insane? I dont think so. To many people go on these sites without reading, so just to let you know...if your not reading this. DONT TALK TO ME! I am not about to answer any questions that are in here. And I also dont add people for the hell of it. I know just about everyone on my friends list with very few exceptions. I can be a little shallow when it comes to looks but I love talking to anyone! So dont take it personaly if I say your not my type. And as I always say...sometimes "I am the best that you will never have" and im not talking about my looks. Im refering to my personality on that one. I dont really look for relationships anymore, but whatever happens. happens. Im not saying I WONT date anyone...I just dont look for it. I have my reasons for that. And I dont care to go into that in this. I love getting out and doing something active. I adore hiking and camping and stuff along those lines. I am a bit of a dork from what I have been told. I like games and anime...so if you dont like it, either get over it or dont talk to me. Cuz I HATE when people tell me its childish. We all have our quarks...thats simply one of mine. And whatever you do....DONT CALL ME A WHORE! Im not! that is the fastes and easiest way to piss me off these days....im so tired of hearing it from people who dont know me. Lets see what else..I love animals. Im a horror movie fanatic. I love going to the beach. *even tho I live hours away from most of them* Thats really all I can think to put in here right now SO if you have any questions for me dont be afraid to IM me or message me. So Ciao for now. Aim- Pandoras X Chaos MSN- [email protected] Yahoo- [email protected]
Your dating personality profile:
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.
Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. Your date match profile:
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Stylish
2. Romantic
3. Big-Hearted
4. Liberal
5. Adventurous
6. Shy
7. Sensual
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Athletic
10. Funny
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Practical
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Stylish
5. Conservative
6. Romantic
7. Sensual
8. Outgoing
9. Athletic
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

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My Interests

sushi. japan (and anything related to.). MUSIC! hal sparks. collin farrell. paris hilton. movies. games. the mall. shopping(even tho i never can). martial arts(even tho i have never done any). dancing

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Movies:

dead alive. dead end. near dark. resident evil one and two. mean girls. shes all that. save the last dance. bruce almighty. swat. a home at the end of the world. the recruit. the neverending story lol. the notebook. catwoman. gothika. evil dead. star wars*all of them*. tron. interview with a vampire. bring it on. bring it on again. swimfan. clockstoppers. more to come later.

Television:

greys anatomy. csi. punkd. cribs. fullmetal alchemist. futurama. MXC. stargate*again both*. xfiles. crank yankers. south park. the daily show. joey. friends. point pleasent. the wayne brady show. whos line is it anyway. smallville. the real world. emeril BAM!. lol

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My Blog

Being alone sux!

So I have run into quite the dilema. Im tired of being single. Im tired of getting guys that leave me in a week and dont even give me a chance. Its irratating beyond belief. For the ones that I have b...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

These are the Days of our Retarded Lives

Ok...I just have to post this cuz everyone is axing me about the joke me manda and becca have been playing on  ppl. This is funny cuz well, everyone in turlock was buying into this shit, i mean t...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST

The ABCs of KRIS! lol

A - Available: For the most part.A - Age: 19A - Annoyance: Smacking and ignorant assholes.B - Braces: need them.B - Bar: Club 21 AKA Bojangles, every Wed. in Sacramento.B - Birthday?: March 14, 1...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:27:00 PST

This is why I am funny when I am drunk.

ok so the other day I got a little drunk...by accident...cuz i didnt realize i had that much to drink...but aperantly what i had can fuck you up fast lol. SO anyways....I got smashed a little faster ...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

it is

DRAMA IS DUMB!
Posted by The best you'll never have on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:27:00 PST

this is how it went down

ok so in this blog is the summary of my trip with pix. so as a lot of you know i went to disneyland last weekend. so i thought i would let everyone know how it went. and first off let me just say that...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:32:00 PST

for the little old lady out there!

ok so this is my most embarassing moment and most funny moment of my life all in one! this was about 3 to 5 months ago..... so one day me....my aunt....my 6 yr old cuzin and my 4month*then* cuz....wer...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is SO my luck!

ok so yesterday wasnt exactly the best day for me but it was funny as hell......and just so you know what im talkin about i will fill you in.... today at around o i dont know 7 30 or so i got hom...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my pyro day SUCKED!

i dont know about any of you but my 4th of july was a bust. first when i wanted to go hang out with a couple of friends....my cuzins dad drops him off for me to babysit......so that had to be ruined.....
Posted by The best you'll never have on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

for those of you who beleive in chain mail. LOOK HERE NOW!!!!!

Once you've opened this, nothing bad can ever happen to you from chain letters again for your whole lifetime. So next time you see some stupid chain letter that says you're gonna die or get hurt or ge...
Posted by The best you'll never have on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST