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MR. JÖÑÉS

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 21 meow, I go to BSU, I love Boise but BSU will come up with any way they can to screw you over and get more money out of you for nothing, unless you play football for them. People from IF think they know me, but I've changed. I used to play soccer and it was one of the funnest things I have ever done. I drive a 2004 Saab 93 with a turbo... no big deal. I'm a good guy to talk to when I'm sober and we'll be best friends when I'm not. Most mornings I awake to people calling me telling me I crawled under a piss stained deck or made a racial slur in a place owned by iranians filled with mexicans and negros. I love it. If I don't remember your name I'm sorry I'm retarded, and if you remember my name, well then you need to drink more next time. Give me a call if you ever need a ride home.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian Jones
Birthday: Feb. 10, 1988
Birthplace: Colorado
Current Location: Boise
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: The center of a Twinkie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: Arms
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Tell this one girl how i really feel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wait, wait....I did what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the beer?
Your Best Physical Feature: Love Handles
Your Bedtime: Sunday
Your Most Missed Memory: Almost Getting arrested at Jack in the Box with Braxton for indescent exposure
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mikey D's
Single or Group Dates: Any
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you Shower Daily: Twice a day
Have you Been in Love: Thought so
Do you want to go to College: Isn't it expected?
Do you want to get Married: maybe, heard it sucks
Do you belive in yourself: When i'm drunk
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: If I have a paper bag over my face, and she's been drinking... then we'll talk
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Yea, like 7
Ever been Drunk: Am now
Ever been called a Tease: Yea but it cost me 50 bucks and she didn't put heart into it
Ever been Beaten up: A little
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe...
How do you want to Die: Asleep driving my car off a cliff, while the people in my trunk scream
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: CEO
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Greenish/Brown
Favourite Hair Color:
&..39;Short or Long Hair:' A little longer then her shoulders
Height: Shorter then me
Weight: Buck fifteen??
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: CD's what are those? Are they like MP3's?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only 1 big one
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I'd like to meet:

Sam Adams, Oliver Kahn, Ron White, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Jesus, Eric Clapton and George Bush jr, I'd like to beat the shit out of him.


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