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auston

AUSTONTAGIOUS!

About Me

YO stop what you are doin cuz im about to ruin the image and the style that your used to! I look funny, but YO im makin money! My name is HUMPTY, pronounced with and UMPTY! yo ladies OH how how i like to funk thee. I like my beats funky, im spunky, i like my oatmeal lumpy. im sick with this, straight gangster mac, but sometimes i get rediculous, i'll eat up all your crackers and licorish, uh yo fat girl come here are ya ticklish? yeah i called ya fat, look at me im skinny. it never stopped me from gettin busy. im a freak, i like the girls with the boom! I once got busy in a burger king bathroom! im crazy, allow me to amaze thee! they say im ugly but it just dont phase me. im still gettin in the girls pants and i even got my own dance! The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump! do the humpty hump.....

My Interests

knitting, shuffle board, using my top-of-the-line metal detector with oversized headphones at a crowded beach on spring break (I find lots of cool things that drunk people loose!), walking out on my bill at a restraunt, hi-jacking planes, pushing old ladies that smell like baby powder into traffic, making floral drapery and couch covers, shopping for antiques, dying my pubic hair extravagant colors, making up my own dialogue to old silent movies and urinating on just about anything.... or anyone, interested?

I'd like to meet:

this layout is from whateverlife.com!

Movies:

mostly anything pornographic, what no money shot???

Television:



Myspace Layouts and SO much more from WhateverLife.com! ♥
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Books:

who are you kidding i can't read

My Blog

yea i have friends

yea i have mail
Posted by auston on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST