About Me
intelligent, ambitious, entertaining, funn, random, hilarious, good conversationalist/listener, knows when to be serious, laughs at stupid things, amused with the little things, bad temper when fucked with, procrastinator, not punctual, chugs 40s like a man, artistic, problem-solver, loves concerts, open-minded, etc. that's me. take it or leave it bitches :)
graduated on may 22 from adelphi with a BA in graphic design/fine arts. designed cd packaging, book covers, stationary, stamps, cards, posters, etc.
full-time worker at DEP (dept. of env. protection) for now. would love to snag a job in the music industry working for a record label. i interned at RCA Records for the spring (which is awesome).
Some Facts About Me and Thoughts (more to be added when i feel the urge):
× i love to hang out with my friends, however i also love staying home some nites with nothing to do...just relaxing, watching tv, going .., etc.
× yes i do have a boyfriend who i love (ronnie), been dating since 08.01.06...he makes me happy ♥
× i get pissed off when i feel like i have to always make the effort to call up ppl to hang out/talk. if we have so much funn wen we do hang out, then why the hell can't you call me for once??
× myspace could keep me occupied for the rest of my life
× i usually can remember my dreams, usually involving me trying to find a toilet bowl/killing ppl/and being chased hah
× i can curl my tongue up into a flower shape
× i'm very flexible...can fold my hands behind my back, pull my thumbs to my wrists, human pretzel, and my legs go back way too far (you'd have to see it to get it)
× it always makes me smile when ppl i don't know are nice to me and strike up a convo, especially at work cuz some people there are beyond miserable.
× sometimes when i'm home i'll get up, run around the house screeching some random noise, then sit back down like nothing happened. i get odd urges to do strange things.
× even though i'll probably end up being a graphic designer...i wish i could star in a rock/gothic industrial band, be the female howard stern, open up a unique cafe/club/restaurant/bar, or create some stupid invention and become insanely rich so i can own my own island.
× i love aquariums and zoos, although i don't get to go as often as i'd want to. TAKE ME lol
× i'm a strong believer in karma...screw me over and i will get revenge on you somehow.
× although i can be hard-headed and stubborn, i give others the chance to speak their side.
× the number one thing that stresses me out is driving/traffic/being late all tied together. Especially with the ppl that CAN'T DRIVE (drive 10 mph, cut me off only to get one whole car in front of me, ppl that give you a hard time)
× when i'm home alone i blast music as loud as it can go and sing my heart out.
× drunk dialing/texting just needs to be erased from my vocabulary haha
× some people say i'm a man trapped in a woman's body.
× i can be extremely lazy.
× if i strongly believe in a side of a situation or believe i'm right, expect a debate if you think otherwise.
× my father is the most awesome man you'll ever meet. witty, hilarious, respectful, and helpful. he got me more into music and amusement parks. he knows how to play guitar and bass and set up a room in the basement for his equipment (definately has 8-10 guitars/basses by now). we go to a lot of concerts together and drink some brewskies.
× both my grandparents that lived downstairs from me passed away, grandpa did recently...they were great ppl...i miss them so much...RIP ♥
× i love tae bo. yes, billy blanks is the man. and yes, i do own the new dvd set they came out with. laugh if you must.
× i'm a member of new york sports club, and have a person trainer (luis), thanks to grandma. yes, my grandma goes to the gym twice a week and has her own personal trainer, i bet she could kick your ass. haha she's fucking awesome. i can tell her anything and everything.
× i'm agnostic yet i've worked with 2 born-again christians for over 3 years. if they haven't converted me by now, then it'll never gunna happen.
× i'm very good at getting myself out of trouble and making up excuses on the spot.
× after going in the water in the Bahamas, i'll never touch a New York beach again.
× i like to try new things and solve problems.
× i work well under pressure, hence the constant procrastination.
× punctual is a word that is not in my vocabulary.
× my cats are my sanity although sometimes they get angry and piss on my clothes. i have 3: avalanche, darby, and angel. adorable, reliable, intelligent and entertaining.
× i would love to write a book about all my hook-up/drinking stories. it would become a best-seller.
× i admire those that actually read this long ass profile and who leave comments haha.
Things I've Learned (written by me)
1- "Be yourself no matter what they say"~Sting. Yup, don't give a shit what
other people think about you. As long as you're happy with yourself, then
that's all that matters.
2- Don't let people walk all over you. Truth is, people are going to try to
take advantage of you. Be smart and stand up for yourself. Be opinionated.
3- Be ambitious. No, dropping out of school is not going to get you anywhere
in life besides becoming a prostitute or a drug dealer. I know getting a job
and going to school is a pain in the ass, but you'll be happy you did both
in the long run.
4- Be responsible. "Responsibilities" - the word we all dread. Hey, face it,
it's a part of life that you cannot avoid. Don't fuck things up for
yourself.
5- Don't take things for granted. Enjoy the finer things in life.
6- Have a good time. Go out with your friends. Meet new people. Date. Drink.
Play air guitar and drums. I don't care, just have fun and enjoy life a
little bit.
7- Realize that you cannot always do things yourself. Asking other people
for help never hurts. And no, they don't think you're a herb for asking for
advice and guidance. We all do it.
8- Forgiveness is not a sign of weakness, it's a sign of strength.
9- Don't be afraid to be different and to stand out. It's admirable.
10- Don't make fun of people just because they are different from you. What
did they ever do to you? Yes, this is something we all need to work on, even
myself.
11- It's okay to act immature sometimes. Prank calls, harassing people on
the streets, bombing houses, inside jokes...hey it's what keeps us young.
12- Guys will always think girls are bitches and girls will always think
guys are dicks.
13- Don&..39;t mix beer and hard liquor. Don't think I don't know that I'm still
going to do this regardless and so are you, but your liver and stomach will
definitely hate you.
14- Sing. That's right, even if you can't hold a note and fear that you'll
break everyone's windows. Who cares as long as you're enjoying yourself.
15- Know when to keep your mouth shut. For instance, when arguing with those that are hard-headed and stubborn, trust me, you'll NEVER get through to them. It's not worth the stress and ulcers. You have enough things to worry
about in life.
16- In conjunction with the previous statement, you cannot change the way
people are. I've tried for 3 years to change some people and I tell you, if
it hasn't worked by now, it never will. They need to change on their own.
17- Not everyone is going to like you and treat you the way you should be
treated. If people are going to look down on you and not appreciate you for
who you are, then who needs them. They're not worth an ounce of your time.
18- There are always going to be people who love you and admire you, even
though some may not tell you, believe me, it's true. Even when you feel the
world has turned its back on you, remember this.
19- "Don't frown because you never know who is falling in love with your
smile".
20- "Live each day to the fullest". Don't be afraid to try new things. Tell
people how you really feel. You never know, today may be your last.
21- In some way, shape, and form...you're a beautiful person. And you need
to realize this. Don't try to cover it up by being a jerk.
22- "Put yourself in other people's shoes". Thinking about making fun of
someone or teasing them? Well, how would you like it if they did the same to
you? Makes you feel like shit huh?
23- "Don't jump to conclusions". No matter how bad the situation seems,
maybe it's not what you're thinking. Talk to the other person before you
threaten their lives with a machete.
24- Compromise. Learn how to talk things out with others. Sometimes,
fighting just makes things worse.
25- "Learn from your mistakes". Try not to regret things. No matter how
horrible they may seem, know that you'll at least be ready to face it in the
future and know how to react.
26- Be there for others. Help those in need. You never know when you will
need a favor or help in the future.
27- Hold the door open for people. Smile at them. Ask them how they are.
Tell them to have a good day. It may seem ridiculous, but you could have an
impact on that person. You may even brighten their day if they're feeling
down. Good deeds never hurt.
28- Spend time with your family. As much as they may get on your nerves,
they'll always be a part of your life. Don't take them for granted.
29- There is always going to be someone out there who finds you to be
attractive. I don't care how "ugly and repulsive" you think you are.
30- Not satisfied with the way you are? Get off your ass and do something
about it. It's not going to happen on it's own.
a little tidbit from an old xanga entry:
"...id rather stay young and immature...im already tired of the constant responsibilities of having a job, deciding my career, having a car, making decisions, trying not to disappoint my friends and family, trying to figure out who there is to trust, etc...bring back the trolls, barbies, polly pocket, umbrella houses, drawing on the sidewalk with chalk, ouiji board, and the board games. Hell, I'd even sit there in front of that liquid Tylenol for an hour just staring at it cuz I always refused to drink it if I could just get back my childhood LOL...bring back the all-nighters, drinking a 40 a day, sneaking in and out of houses, the house parties, teen night clubbing, sweet sixteens, bus rides home, messing up lockers in H.S., wrecking havoc everywhere, and that not...take away the pain and the heartache and let me keep the running around with a thong on my head, acting immature with friends, laughing at stupid shit, booty calls, prank calls, making recordings and videos, .. relationships, meeting random ppl offline and off nextels, stuffing my face with everything in creation, driving around harassing ppl, endless nights of drinking, having the time of my life spending it with those that I love, and the little things in life that make me happy. That's all I ask."
Exactly how random am I you ask yourself? Here's a few examples:
(the infamous beauty of a random story:)
A reading...by Jennifer Bishop.
One day I came across a large spotted monkey with buck teeth. It came to me and said "friar Candice wants a back rub." Looking at it with the utmost respect, I kicked it in the face and told it that I hated it. I resumed my trip into the callused minneappolis styled pourage. As I twirled my noggins onto my winding pickled beets, a marching band stomped on madonna's cone shaped bosom holder. She squealed like a lil pony riding off into the sunset, shortly after being stung by a winged mannequin. Out came the words "bling bling...everytime I come around your city...bling bling." Out of the corner of my eye opened a doorway to pastor stohlman's chocolate factory. Embracing every penny, I fled to the gates and yelled, "molly molly poo poo...your ass is like a shoe shoe." Then my arm exploded into a field of canaries. This is how chocolate covered cherries made their way into Russel Stover's Valentine's Day boxes. Thank you.
(the art of creating a random song from bits and pieces of an abundance of song lyrics:)
Sing me a song you're the piano man, sing me a song because it's fun to be in the YMCA, the YMCA, they've got hungry eyesss...i feel the magic between you and Vanilla ICE ICE BABY...alright STOP collaborate and ROCK ME AMADEUS...babyy babyyy you drive me CRAZYYY i just can't sleep...i'm so EXCITEDDD...and i just can't hide it!! i'm so INCOMPLETEEE...i try but i can't love you alllll my life...til my dying day is through...i'll be loving MARIAAAA...the most beautiful sound i ever heard...MARIAAA don't tell your boyfriend...it made me jealous, i was hoping that i'd never see you with him but it's all good cuz i'm glad that I WANNA ROCK...time after time...wondering if i'm okay...flashbacks ONE MORE TRYY, i didn't know how much i loved you, one more try, let me put my arms around you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do Stacy's Mom, has got the boyz in the hood are always hard, come my lady, come come my lady, feel my bum is on the real slim shady, all you other slim shady's are just saying i love you, is not the words i want to hear from SNOOOOOOOO-ooP, drop it like it's hott, like it's tearing up my heart when i'm with you, but when we are apart i feel like pina coladasss, or getting caught in the rain, if you're not into green eyes and long blond hair, she wasn't wearing underwear, and i prayed that she might be crying over you, is all i can tell by the way i use my walk i'm a women's man, no time for satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, push me and then just touch me so i can FALL TO PIECESSSS...pieces of me.
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