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Andrew

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About Me

I keep my friends close and my enemies far away I dont know why you would have it any other way. I believe friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. So I try to surround myself with good people who know how to have fun. While I am finishing up my nursing degree I work at the o'quinn law firm as a file clerk. So I spend a good amount of time on the computer ( thank god for utube and fantasy sports. ) I know I am probably adding to the constant decay of america's work ethic and I know that hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I want the same things out of life that you do Get paid a lot for having fun, find the perfect woman, good health (until the day I die of course) and most importantly find the bastard that totaled my truck while I was sleeping. I am only 1 for four so far but I just had some questionable lasagna so we'll see how that goes.

My Interests

Twinkies and milk. Nothing else.

I'd like to meet:

A dead man with a million dollars in his pockets.
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Music:

Mozart to Manson.

Movies:

Anything with Will Ferrell. That guy is gold.

Television:

ESPN, the History Channel, and HBO.

Books:

Anything by Clancy, Huxley, or Crichton