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American Bonghit

Retard Killing Machine

About Me

i wish i had a goat...i hate everyone...i hate everything...say sandwich...don't look at it!.. do you like burritos?..pasta in a cup...i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar...i have an itch...i can fit that bush in my shirt...thursday?..mexico head...tuesday...creepy elevator guy, i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it...this should be illegal...you're touching me!..don't touch me!...it's not an assembly until i take off my shoe...it's cold in here...i have a ketchup collection in my car...i like beanes...i want to kick everyone!...i want to wound your flesh...i am an albino ninja...being a vampire is like having a permanent hangover...that's not mine...mine!...give me that!...everything is stupid...why do my feet smell so badly?..hypocrite!..Ok...i think that's it...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paula Fucking Deen.. "

Music:

tool. mono. isis. dredg. mj12. pelican. gata.

Movies:

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Chevy Chase is so hot.

Television:

Animal Planet

Books:

Pictures.

Heroes:

Timmy Beane. Durt Beane. Stinky Beane. Hamilton Beane. Soozie Beane. Joolie Beane. the Tool Brothers, Harry Manback and Jimmy Intermission (RIP) Caj and Jac are the best dogs ever!

My Blog

Dont be Nasty

So there I was...my eyes felt like they were burning...and my chocolate melk was warm. Jeff was obsessing over his OCD and the other kid was rolling his own butts using tobacco from cigarett...
Posted by American Bonghit on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

Kill the Baby

waaaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaa   that's all i hear.   fuckin big babies.   worthless frauds.   get a life.   or   kill youself.   love you!...
Posted by American Bonghit on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by American Bonghit on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

There you are...

contradicting yourself.   Raise your hand if you want a cheese sandwich.   too bad...kill yourself.
Posted by American Bonghit on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

I love...

...doing laundry!   ..http://ebabystuff.net/stuff/sherlock-squirrel.jpg
Posted by American Bonghit on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

Trudie's Celeb Look Alikes

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Posted by American Bonghit on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Lesbian Subaru

Why do lesbians hate me? I never did anything to them...   I'm on your side...I wan't a Subaru!   What can I say?   Chicks Dig Me...
Posted by American Bonghit on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Refrence Numbers

'070225-001260'
Posted by American Bonghit on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

Pain.Made.To.Order

I just bid on a Nintendo Wii on Ebay...and you think I can actually win something...No. About 2 minutes later someone already out bid me. I knew that paying 100 dollars for one including shipping was ...
Posted by American Bonghit on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

Nice Try.

you "missed a spot"
Posted by American Bonghit on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST